ONE YEAR...

I COULDN'T HAVE DONE IT WITHOUT THE HELP OF MY REAL FRIENDS AND FAMILY...I STILL HAVE A LONNNNNNNNG WAY TO GO, BUT I HAVE A STRONG FEELING THAT I'LL DEFINITELY GET WHERE I WANT TO BE...

CHRISTMAS LIST!

 

CHINA GLAZE KICKS COLLECTION + DISPLAY

 

AMAZON KINDLE

NIKE DUNK BOOT WHITE/VIVID PINK; I ALREADY HAVE THE BLACK PAIR AND THEY'RE MY FAVORITE (ESPECIALLY WHEN PEOPLE COME UP TO ME AND DEMAND TO KNOW WHERE I GOT THEM)

 

SIMMONS JEWELRY THE GREEN INITIATIVE BRACELET 

THROWBACK THURSDAY: JAY Z FT UGK - BIG PIMPIN

IF IT AINT LIGHT IT AINT RIGHT...

SAW A TWEET JUST NOW THAT UPSET MY SOUL "#shoutout to all #lightskinned women u guys are simply perfect from head to toe." WRONG WRONG WRONG. THIS PISSES ME OFF BECAUSE NOT ONLY DID I HAVE TO GO THROUGH MY ADOLESCENCE BIGGER THAN MOST OF THE OTHER KIDS, BUT I'M THE DARKEST IN MY IMMEDIATE FAMILY (I'M SURE YOU'VE SEEN IT UP HERE AND KNOW IT'S AN ON-GOING ISSUE FOR ME) I DON'T CONSIDER MYSELF DARK SKINNED (I'M TOO DARK FOR LIGHT. TOO LIGHT FOR DARK) BUT NEXT TO MY BUTTERSCOTCH SIBLINGS I MIGHT AS WELL BE WHOOPI GOLDBERG (EXCUSE THAT DIGRESSION,) I SAY THAT TO SAY THIS, DARK SKIN, BROWN SKIN, LIGHT SKIN, EXTRA LIGHT SKIN, AND WHITE...ONLY DIFFERENCE BETWEEN US IS MELANIN SO IT BLOWS ME TO SEE GUYS BREAKING THEIR NECKS, BEING PRESSED AND LOSING THEIR MIND OVER SOMETHING AS TRIVIAL AS FAIRER SKIN... #FUCKIT   

Mitties, and Baby, and Wifey - Oh My

WROTE MY FIRST CHAPTER (?) TODAY...I FEEL ACCOMPLISHED...DOING SHORT STORIES INTO A NOVEL HAS BEEN SUGGESTED TO ME COUNTLESS TIMES, BUT I'M FINALLY GETTING IT...
 

The Internet is NEVER the place to meet people, and it only took me four horrible situations to figure this out (don’t judge me). I said I was never going to have any “Myspace dates,” but one random friend request, (yes I had no idea who he was) led to exchanging numbers. A month later I was inviting Mitties (short for-you know what it's short for) over to my house. Mitties got his nickname; as if you hadn’t already guessed, because of his rick-ross like physic and ability to fill out a B cup better than any Victoria Secret Model.

After weeks of talking on the phone, and getting to know him, I decided he was sane enough to come to my house. Everything was cool he'd come over, we'd watch tv, chill. I said i was cool with how things were with us because i didn't want anything serious, but not wanting anything serious is worlds away from making me an unintentional side-line-hofessional. Now see now that I look back on everything and reflect on how dumb I was, I realized there were clues all around me that I was playing second string. EVERY TIME we chilled it would be at my house, his phone NEVER made a sound when he was with me, every time I invited him out he always had something else to do, or something always came up, and when I hit him up on some random “come over” shit he always had an excuse to why he couldn’t. It was ALWAYS work, Mitties worked at McDonalds, and there wasn’t that much fries needing to be fuckin dropped.

I start to get suspicious of his wishy washy shit after my friends sat me down and said I was being stupid. I go on his Myspace page (i hadn't been on his page in months...i'm not a page stalker) and see a picture of him holding a baby, I don’t wanna just jump to conclusions and assume it’s his (I don’t have a problem with kids, it becomes a problem when you never mention having any) but I see a girl in his top friends holding the same baby. I go to her page and first thing I see is a picture of him holding her VERY pregnant stomach and her left hand over his with a fugly ass ring on it. No I’m not hating, it looked like they had her ring customized out of scrap metal at the junkyard. Needless to say I called him and had some not so pleasant things to say, only thing he had to say? “I told you” NEGRO PLEASE! I may not have the greatest memory in the world, but I’d definitely remember you mentioning a WIFE AND BABY!

#DearMitties - FUCK YOU AND YOUR COUCH...

 

#TRUTH

 

DO'S AND DON'TS OF EFF'N WITH ME...

FIGURED YALL NEEDED A MANUAL CAUSE Y'ALL OBVIOUSLY STILL DON'T GET IT...

DO

CALL ME ANYTIME IF YOU HAVE A SERIOUS EMERGENCY

LET ME KNOW WHEN I'M WRONG (EVEN THOUGH WE ALL KNOW THIS NEVER HAPPENS)

HIT ME UP FROM TIME TO TIME, LET ME KNOW YOU'RE STILL BREATHING N SHIT

LISTEN TO WHAT I SAY...I SPEAKS THE TRUTH LMAO

ASK MY OPINION OR ASK ME FOR ADVICE IF YOU'RE ACTUALLY GOING TO USE IT

RECIPROCATE MY SHOULDER TO CRY ON/EAR TO TALK OFF...I NEED TO VENT JUST AS MUCH AS YOU DO...

READ MY FUCKIN BLOG! (THERE I SAID IT) I DON'T KNOW HOW MANY PEOPLE I CALL MY BFF'S THAT GET ONLINE EVERYDAY AND CANT CLICK ON MY URL!

LOVE ME ♥

 

DON'T

TEXT ME AT 4 IN THE GOTDAYUM MORNING TALKIN' BOUT "WHAT YOU DOING?" WHY THE HELL AREN'T YOU SLEEPING!

ASK ME OUT KNOWING YOU HAVE NO INTENTIONS ON ACTUALLY GOING ANYWHERE

SAY YOU'RE GONNA DO SOMETHING AND DON'T DO IT (MY BIGGEST PET PEEVE)

INSIST THAT I'M WRONG, WHEN YOU WOULDN'T KNOW THE TRUTH IF IT BIT YOU IN THE ASS

IGNORE WHAT THE HELL I SAY, BUT STEADY ASK MY ADVICE...UNLESS YOU ENJOY MY "I TOLD YOU SO'S"

IGNORE MY TEXTS, BUT BE ALL UP ON FB AND TWITTER (I SEE YOU JACKASS!)

CLOSE UP IF I DID SOMETHING TO PISS YOU OFF, LET ME KNOW...SO I CAN DO IT AGAIN WHEN U START GETTIN ON MY FUCKIN NERVES (J/P... NO, NOT REALLY)

READ MY BLOG...I HAVE NO PLACE LEFT TO TALK ABOUT YOU...YES YOU

 

HIDDEN TALENT #3:

I CAN DO THIS...







DONT JUDGE ME...

I'M JUST A NOTCH ON YOUR BEDPOST

BUT YOU'RE JUST A LINE IN A SONG...CHAPTER IN MY BOOK

IT'S OFFICIAL...I'M WRITING A BOOK (FOR REAL THIS TIME)... I HAVE WAY TOO MANY "DATING" HORROR STORIES TO BE SELFISH AND NOT SHARE THEM WITH THE WORLD...MY TENTATIVE TITLE IS

CONFESSIONS OF A SINGLE BLACK FEMALE: I COULDN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP IF I TRIED

I WILL NOT PUT THE GUYS NAMES OUT BUT THEY DO HAVE NICKNAMES...

Mitties

Chuck-e-Cheese

E-Harmony

The Gnawer

HD

Club Cuffer

Mr. Steal Your Ipod

Can’t Get Right

 STAY TUNED FOR RANDOM POSTS OF MY WRITING...

CURRENT OBJECTS OF MY AFFECTION...

B.o.B

 

BIG SEAN

TERRY KENNEDY

 

*SCOTTIE, YOU KNOW I GOT A LOT OF LOVE FOR YOU, BUT THESE GUYS ARE FIGHTING FOR YOUR SPOT IN MY  ♥ #THATISALL

THROWBACK THURSDAY: MOKENSTEF - HE'S MINE

THEY JUST DON'T MAKE MUSIC LIKE THEY USED TO :(

HEART & SOLE: INTERVIEW WITH A SNEAKER HEAD

IT'S JUST AN ADDED BONUS THAT THIS GUY IN ALL HIS AWESOMENESS HAPPENS TO BE MY BIG BROTHER (Kanye voice)♥ (YES, FOR THE FINAL TIME...AS IN WE WERE YANKED FROM THE SAME WOMB)

Q: what got you interested in collecting sneakers

A: When I was like 4 or 5 uncle Corey had like 25 pairs of kicks and I wanted to be my uncle Corey. Then my mom bought me some air Pegasus and it was on.

   

PHIL AND OUR MOM IN THE JORDAN III'S

Q: what's your favorite pair that you currently own?

A: OG Jordan XI black and red

Q: how long have you been collecting?

A: Technically I have probably been collecting since 1993 but I really stepped my game up after I graduated college [Hampton University] when I got my real job in 2003 I went 50 pair to 96 in 10 months.

Q: how many pairs do you have

A: I currently have 403... [HE SAID THIS CASUALLY AS IF I ASKED HIM ABOUT THE WEATHER...]

YES, THAT'S THE CEILING FAN, AND YES, WE NEED TO GET AN UPDATED PICTURE...

Q: how many do you actually wear?

A: I wear em all. I have some I haven't worn yet but I will. Then there are the kicks I have on ice [STORED FOR LATER] which I have multiple pairs of and I'll wear one until it's time to retire one pair

 I STILL DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY THEY'RE "ON ICE"...CAUSE THEY'RE CHILLIN' WAITING TO BE WORN???

Q: what sneaker do you wish you have that you don't currently own

A: I would say I have 80% of all my favorite kicks but I actually have an excel spreadsheet of sneakers I want a 2nd pair of, or I don't have yet. I know I'm a sneaker nerd lol [HE SAID IT BEFORE I COULD, CAUSE HE KNEW I WAS GONNA PLAY HIM...A SPREADSHEET THOUGH?]. #1 on the list the Eminem Air Jordan II with lyrics to "The Way I Am" written on them. A close 2nd the Paris Dunk.

Q: who's collection do you envy and why?

A: actually don't envy Anybodies kick game. I feel like my collection pretty nice, but I do wish I had a few peoples income or connections. Then you really wouldn't be able to tell me nothing K [EYE ROLL]

Q: how many pairs makes you a "collector"

A: More than 10 lol. Nah it's quality over quantity.

Q: what was the best come up you've ever had regarding kicks?

A:The best come up was I traded a couple of Jordan Banners for 3 pairs of kicks including the Supreme Dunks.

Q: do you think you'll be collecting forever?

A:Til I'm dead and then you cremate me and put my ashes in a Nike Box. [HE TOOK THIS LINE FROM ME!]

 YEA...ME TOO...THIS IS A REAL POSTER (THAT HE SWINDLED OUT OF A MANAGER OF A RETAIL STORE) HE HAS OBNOXIOUSLY HANGING IN THE ROOM HE KEEPS HIS KICKS IN BTW

Q: is there a price you wouldn't pay?

A: Retail lol I get em for the low [JERK]

Q: worst fakes you've ever seen? 

A: Any fake is the worst i've ever seen

SEE NOW YOU KNOW I REALLY MEAN IT WHEN I SAY MY BROTHER'S ONE OF THE COOLEST PEOPLE ON THE PLANET! S/N...THIS FELT LIKE 5TH GRADE SHOW AND TELL ALL OVER AGAIN LMAO...

DAILY INSPIRATION...

I HAD A RANDOM PAIR OF "I'M GONNA FIT THESE ONE DAY" JEANS HANGING IN THE CLOSET (TAG STILL ATTACHED) DECIDED TO TRY THEM ON TODAY...I'D OBVIOUSLY BEEN AVOIDING THEM CAUSE THEY WERE A FEW SIZES TOO SMALL WHEN I BROUGHT THEM (THEY WERE ON SALE, AND IT WAS 50% OFF THE SALE PRICE, DON'T JUDGE ME!)...THEY WERE TOO BIG, #GoMe

I WISH

I WAS A FEW INCHES TALLER

A FEW SIZES SMALLER

SCHOOL WAS OVER ALREADY

I HAD MONEY OUT THE ASS

I NEVER KNEW WHAT LONELY WAS

I DIDN'T LOSE INTEREST/BORE SO EASILY

I KNEW WHERE I'LL BE 2-3 YEARS FROM NOW

EVERYBODY KNEW THE REAL ME...

BUT A WISH IS SIMPLY AN UNFULFILLED DESIRE WITHOUT AN ATTEMPT. I DON'T KNOW ABOUT GROWING TALLER (EXCEPT FOR FINALLY LEARNING HOW TO WALK IN HEELS) BUT EVERYTHING ELSE SEEMS LIKE WISHES I CAN TURN INTO REALITY...AT LEAST I CAN GIVE AN HONEST EFFORT :)

RANDOM SHIT I'M GONNA OWN

BEFORE I PERMANENTLY RETIRE DIE...

1) CARTIER L.O.V.E BANGLE...CREATED IN THE 70'S THE GIVER OF THE BRACELET KEEPS A TINY SCREWDRIVER THAT'S PROVIDED...IT'S THE ONLY WAY THE BRACELET CAN BE REMOVED OFF THE WEARERS ARM...TALK ABOUT SOME THOUSAND DOLLAR CUFFIN' (SEE WHAT I DID THERE)

2) STEVE SPROUCE LOUIS VUITTON BAG...AND THE MATCHING KICKS (I'LL WEAR 12 PAIRS OF SOCKS IF I CAN'T FIND EM IN MY SIZE)

 

3) "SLAVE BRACELET" BY LORAINE SCHWARTZ....I HAVE ONE, BUT ITS NOOOOTHING LIKE BEYONCE'S...

 4) CHRISTIAN LOUBOUTIN TINAZATA

 

MERCEDES G WAGON

I STILL DON'T KNOW

WHAT I WANNA DO WHEN I "GROW UP" AND IT BOTHERS ME...

DEMO ART: "S&M"

"STICKS AND STONES MAY BREAK MY BONES, BUT CHAINS AND WHIPS EXCITE ME" #TRUTH

THIS TRACK IS FROM RIHANNA'S UPCOMING ALBUM "LOUD" (I'VE HEARD IT, AND I APPROVE...)

FIRST VERSION IS FROM THE SONGS WRITER ESTER DEAN (HOMEGIRL HAS HITS FOR DAYSSSS...LOW KEY JEALOUS THAT I CAN'T WRITE A SONG : ( ]



NEXT IS RI-RI'S VERSION...YOU CAN STILL HEAR DEAN'S VOCALS ALL OVER THE TRACK THOUGH...I DON'T GET IT...

GOOD MUSIC...

I FUCKIN LOVE IT. I CAN'T IMAGINE A DAY WITHOUT LISTENING TO REAL ARTISTS WHO COULD GIVE A SHIT IF THEY SELL 5 OR 5 MILLION ALBUMS, AS LONG AS THEY CAN BE HEARD. THEY CREATE ART FROM THEIR SOULS AND YOU CAN FEEL IT IN EVERY WORD THEY UTTER...

THROWBACK THURSDAY: RAEKWON THE CHEF - ICE CREAM

IT BOTHERS ME...

WHEN PEOPLE "LIKE" THEIR OWN STATUS UPDATES ON FACEBOOK...THAT'S LIKE GIVING YOURSELF A HIGH-5 IN THE MIRROR...STOP IT...

WHEN PEOPLE MISTAKE MY SILLINESS AND LIGHTHEARTEDNESS AS IGNORANCE AND STUPIDITY...

THAT ONE OF MY BFF'S NEVER WANTS TO DO ANYTHING WITH US, BUT SHE WILL HOP, SKIP, AND JUMP HER ASS OUT WITH HER OTHER FRIENDS...

...IT ALSO BOTHER'S ME THAT SHE'LL NEVER SEE THIS, CAUSE SHE DOESNT EVEN KNOW MY URL...

WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME THE SAME STUPID QUESTIONS EVERYDAY; HERE ARE THE ANSWERS: YES THIS IS MY REAL HAIR, YES IT'S MY NATURAL CURL, NO I'M NOT MIXED WITH ANYTHING, YES MY MOTHER IS BLACK...SHE'S JUST EXTRA LIGHT SKINNED, NO SHE DOESN'T SPEAK SPANISH CAUSE SHE'S NOT PUERTO RICAN (FOR THE MILLIONTH TIME)...YES MY SISTER IS A LESBIAN, NO I AM NOT (DON'T KNOW WHY THIS IS ALWAYS THE NEXT QUESTION ASKED)

THAT PEOPLE ASK IF MY OLDER BROTHER AND MY TWIN ARE MY "REAL" SIBLINGS, LIKE MY DARK(ER) ASS HAD 2 BE ADOPTED OR SOME SHIT...

TGIF: LITTLE BROTHER - GOOD CLOTHES

I DON'T KNOW ABOUT YOU, BUT NOTHING GETS ME READY FOR AN IGNORANT FRIDAY NIGHT OUT WITH MY FAVORITE PEOPLE THAN THROWING ON MY "GOOD CLOTHES"

Say MY Name...

FOR THOSE WHO DON'T KNOW...MY NAME IS KYRA...PRONOUNCED LIKE TYRA, BUT WITH A "K"...SOOOOOOOOOOOOO PLEASE DON'T CALL ME KIRA, OR KARA, OR KIARA (YOU'D BE SURPRISED HOW MANY PEOPLE HAVE ACTUALLY CALLED ME THIS)...THANK-YOU...

HIDDEN TALENT #2:

I TAUGHT MYSELF HOW TO PLAY THE PIANO BY EAR...

I'LL FINISH THIS ONE DAY...

His body is a masterpiece

the art he sports is a road-map for my digits

As I lay tattooing my fingerprints all over his Nestlé canvas

RANDOM MUSINGS

1)WHY DO PEOPLE KNOW WAKA AND GUCCI, BUT I MENTION BLU, OR LITTLE BROTHER AND THEY LOOK CONFUSED AS IF I'M SPEAKING A DIFFERENT LANGUAGE? WHAT PART OF THE GAME IS THAT?

2) WHY DO I NEED A DEGREE IN A FIELD WHERE IT'S ALL ABOUT WHO YOU KNOW AND NOT WHAT YOU KNOW...

3) WHY DO WOMEN COME INTO THE SHOP WITH THE SAME POLISH I PUT ON TWO MONTHS AGO WHEN THEY'RE GETTIN A PEDICURE (THAT'S NOT OKAY LADIES)

4) WHY DO ALL MY FRIENDS ASK ME FOR MONEY? I'M JUST AS BROKE AS YOU BITCHES ARE!

5) WHY ARE THE BULK OF MY BEST FRIENDS SO FAR AWAY? (I MISS Y'ALL)

6) WHY DO PEOPLE STILL COME IN HERE ASKIN IF WE HAVE A PUBLIC RESTROOM (I SPENT A GOOD CHUNK OF MY HALF HOUR AND RUINED A FEW FINE-TIPPED SHARPIES TO MAKE THAT PRETTY SIGN YOU IGNORE!)

IF I HAD A DOLLAR

FOR EVERY TIME AN AGGIN HAS MADE PLANS WITH ME, ASKED ME OUT, OR SAID YES WHEN I ASKED HIM OUT never do that one again, AND WE NEVER WENT ANY-FUCKIN-WHERE...I'D HAVE ENOUGH MONEY TO HIRE A BITCH 2 WRITE THIS SHIT FOR ME...#THATISALL

I'M NOT A FUCKIN PUPPY!

SO WHY DO PEOPLE INSIST ON USING THE WORDS NICE, DEPENDABLE, CUTE, CUDDLY, (EYE ROLL) AND SWEET WHEN DESCRIBING ME...IT NEVER FAILS...THEN THE AGGINS WHO HAVE 2 PAT ME ON MY HEAD BEFORE ASKING MY HEIGHT (I'M NOT THAT SHORT BTW)

GET FAMILIAR: J. RICE

J. RICE is a pop/r&b singer from Tacoma, Washington He released two independent albums “The Intro…” and “So Close” and has recently teamed up with producers Phantom Boyz...

MIND BODY AND SOUL

VICTORIA SECRET MODEL

NATURALLY BEAUTIFUL

SO CLOSE

SO CLOSE ACOUSTIC

HIDDEN TALENT #1:

I CAN RECITE THE PREAMBLE TO THE CONSTITUTION IN UNDER 10 SECONDS

MY GREATEST FEAR...

is that i'll die ALONE..that is all...

THROWBACK THURSDAY: AALIYAH - HOT LIKE FIRE

ONE OF MY FAVORITE SONGS EVER IN LIFE...




OH HOW I WISH I WAS BORN A LITTLE EARLIER SO I COULD'VE REALLY EXPERIENCED THE 90'S...ALL YOU NEEDED WAS A TOUGH SHOULDER BOUNCE AND A QUICK FLOOR GRIND...AGGINS TODAY BE DANCING WAYYYYYY TOO HARD...THAT IS ALL...

SOUNDTRACK TO MY LIFE...PT1

 I HIGHLY RECCOMEND GIVING ALLLLLLL THESE SONGS A LISTEN...

ANYTHING BY ADELE AND PARAMORE

ANY BALLAD BY PINK

COLLEGE DROPOUT

SOUNDTRACK TO MY LIFE - CUDI-BOO ♥

UNDER THE BRIDGE - RED HOT CHILI PEPPERS

LET'S TAKE A RIDE - JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE

BE YOUR GIRL - TEEDRA MOSES

I WISH YOU LOVED ME - TYNISHA KELI

THANK ME NOW - DRAKE

WHY DIDN'T YOU CALL - JOJO

MANEQUINN - KATY PERRY

SIMPLE GIRL - KILEY DEAN

SOFTEST PLACE ON EARTH - XSCAPE

NOW I'M THAT BITCH - LIVVI FRANC

DON'T YOU KNOW WHO I THINK I AM/I DON'T CARE/WHAT A CATCH DONNIE - FALL OUT BOY

I LOOK GOOD - CHARLIE BOY...ON MY MAMA ON MY HOOD, I LOOK FLY I LOOK GOOD #TRUTH

JUST A GIRL - NO DOUBT

GOOD CLOTHES - LITTLE BROTHER

BACK THEN - MIKE JONES (WHO?)

ONE STEP CLOSER - LINKIN PARK

MAGIC - B.O.B

ROCKSTAR 101 - RIHANNA

SOLE MUSIC - STS

IGNORANT SHIT - JAY/BEANS; DRIZZY/WAYNE

BILLIONAIRE - TRAVIE AND BRUNO MARS

....I COULD DO THIS ALLLLLLL NIGHT, BUT THE MUSIC I LISTEN TO REFLECTS HOW EVER I'M FEELING AT THE MOMENT, AND THESE ARE JUST A HAND FULL OF THE MANY SONGS I KEEP IN HEAVY ROTATION...

21 year old

VIRGIN.....yes u read right...let's get the answers 2 your stupid asinine questions out the way shall we???



1) yes I am a "real virgin" as in I've NEVER had sex, no I'm not just saying this so I won't have to have sex with you


2) yes they still make "us"


3) no my parents aren't bible thumping Jesus freaks (no shots 2 those of you who are devoutly religious)

4) no I'm not waiting for marriage, just someone with some sense and that I feel comfortable enough to share my body with...

5) yes I think about sex....probably way more than you do...

6) I'm just inexperienced, not slow, so when u talk about sex u don't have 2 dumb shit down or give me a 5th grade sex-Ed refresher course....idiot...

7) what do you mean I don't "act" like a virgin...how the helllll am I supposed to act???

I say all of that 2 say this, people get on my fuckin nerves looking @ my outward Appearance ( or because i talk a certain way) and automatically assuming they know EVERYTHING there is to know about my personality or beliefs...if we start actually talking to people instead of relying on preconceived notions and stop being so quick to judge others maybe we wouldn't be so miserable... * did this on my iPod maybe I'll feel like editing it later, until then, excuse my typos n shit... *

HIT THAT SPLIT THAT LIKE A KIT KAT...

YES PLEASE... ONE OF MY FRIENDS UTTERED THIS PHRASE TO ME AND IT MADE ME LMAO, BUT IT ALSO MADE ME THINK...IMAGINE THREE GUYS, THE ASSHOLE, THE FRIEND, AND THE CRUSH...ALL THREE OF THEM SAY THE SAME OFF THE WALL SHIT TO YOU (I.E. HITTIN/SPLITTING IT LIKE A KIT-KAT) WHY WILL WE LAUGH @ THE FRIEND, SWOON @ THE CRUSH, AND THREATEN TO STOMP THE ASSHOLE IN THE NUTS??? BASICALLY WHY DO WE LET CERTAIN PEOPLE GET AWAY WITH SHIT YOU KNOW SOMEBODY ELSE WOULDN'T???

WHYLIN' CAUSE I'M YOUNG...

*CAUTION* THE FOLLOWING RANT DOES NOT APPLY TO ANY OF THE PEOPLE I'VE MENTIONED RANDOMLY UP HERE @ ONE POINT IN TIME... THAT BEING SAID...LET ME START THIS POST OF WITH A GIANT FUCK YOU....FUCK YOU IF YOU'VE EVER MADE ME CRY, OR DOUBT MYSELF, AND IF YOU'VE EVER MADE ME FEEL UGLY OR INFERIOR TO YOU FOR WHATEVER REASON. FUCK YOU IF YOU'VE EVER HAD SOMETHING NEGATIVE TO SAY BEHIND MY BACK THAT YOU WERE TOO BITCHMADE TO SAY TO MY FACE, AND FUCK YOU IF YOU'RE OFFENDED BY THIS, CAUSE IT WAS WRITTEN JUST FOR YOU! 

NOW...TO MY FRIENDS, MY REAL FRIENDS THAT ACTUALLY KNOW THE MEANING OF THE WORD, I'VE SAID IT MANY TIMES AND I'LL SAY IT AGAIN...I LOVE YALL AND I DON'T CARE WHAT TIME IT IS OR WHAT UR PROBLEM IS, THERE WILL NEVER BE A MOMENT I CAN'T BE REACHED...

THAT IS ALL

I NEED MONEY!

NO REALLY...CAN WE JUST CHANGE MY NAME TO THIS? (NO HOW HIGH)...3RD PERSON ALERT; KYRA NEEDS A CAR!!!!!!!

DAY 10: ONE CONFESSION

ONE DAY LATE...YE SHRUG

MY CONFESSION: I WANT TO BE LEAD SINGER/LEAD GUITAR IN MY OWN BAND....

DAY 9: 2 SMILEYS THAT DESCRIBE YOUR LIFE

1) o_O

2) :) yayyyyy FINALLY made it to 100 posts...

DAY 8: THREE TURN ON'S

1) CONFIDENCE...LET ME KNOW WHY I NEED YOU IN MY SITUATION...


2) INTELLIGENCE...I'M A THINKER, AND MIND STIMULATION IS MUY CALIENTE

3) SMELLING GOOD...WHEN I HUG YOU AND CATCH SUBTLE HINTS OF GAIN, COCOA BUTTER, AND AXE...YESSSSSSSSIR!

 *BONUS...*

HEIGHT...IF I CATCH A CONSTANT CRAMP IN MY NECK TRYING TO LOOK YOU IN THE FACE...SIGH

DAY 7: FOUR TURN-OFFS

1) BAD HYGIENE...DON'T COME UP 2 ME SMELLING LIKE A CHEESE STEAK FROM MAX'S (♥ PHILLY ♥)

2) INABILITY TO SEE THINGS FROM ALL SIDES...JUST BECAUSE YOU DISAGREE WITH SOMETHING I SAID DOESN'T AUTOMATICALLY MAKE ME WRONG...

3) SOCIAL AWKWARDNESS...HOW CAN WE BE TOGETHER IF I CAN'T TAKE YO ASS OUT IN PUBLIC?

4) IGNORANCE...WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DON'T READ....LIKE EVER???

DAY 6: FIVE PEOPLE WHO MEAN ALOT TO YOU

1) ME

2) MOMMY

3) KELZ

4) PHIL

5) AUNTY B

DAY 5: SIX THINGS YOU WISH YOU'D NEVER DONE

1) WISH I'D NEVER ASKED HIM OUT...THRICE

2) WISH I WOULD'VE PRESSED CHARGES ON THE BITCH THAT STOLE MY CREDIT CARD

3) WISH I NEVER GOT THE CREDIT CARD

4) WISH I HADN'T FAILED GEOG CLASS...NOW I HAVE TO TAKE IT AGAIN

5) WISH I HADN'T SLACKED IN HIGH SCHOOL, I MADE DECENT GRADES, BUT IF I WOULD'VE PUT IN ACTUAL EFFORT, I COULD'VE MADE STRAIGHT A'S

6) WISH I NEVER LET DENISE TALK ME INTO THE E-HARMONY FREE WEEKEND...THAT EXPERIENCE MAKES FOR A HILARIOUS STORY NOW, BUT IT WAS WEIRD AS SHIT @ THE TIME #UNDERSTATEMENT

DAY 4: SEVEN THINGS THAT CROSS YOUR MIND ALOT

1) WHY AM I STILL SINGLE, BUT THE FEMALES THAT HAVE NOTHING BUT A WARM BODY 2 OFFER ARE NEVER BY THEMSELVES?

2) WHY DO GUYS ALWAYS GO FOR THE EASY SLEAZY HOES FIRST? THAT'S LIKE GETTING A BAG OF CHIPS WHEN YOU'RE STARVING, YEA IT'S GONNA TASTE GOOD, BUT IT WON'T GET YOU FULL

3) WHAT AM I GONNA DO AFTER COLLEGE?

4) WHY DID HE STOP CALLING/ANSWERING MY TEXTS?

5) WHEN AM I GOING 2 WIN THE LOTTERY?

6) WHY DO I FEEL LIKE I'M MEANT TO DO SOMETHING TO CHANGE THE WORLD, AND I'LL FIGURE OUT WHAT IT IS TOO LATE

7) MY NON-EXISTENT SEX LIFE...MOMENT OF SILENCE...

DAY 3: EIGHT WAYS TO WIN YOUR HEART

1) GREAT CONVERSATION; KEEP MY MIND ENGAGED, AND THE REST OF ME WIL BE TOO

2) COOK FOR ME; I DON'T CARE IF IT'S RAMEN, IF I AIN'T GOTTA COOK IT WE'LL BE GOOD

3) SHARE MY LOVE FOR SNEAKERS ♥

4) RESPECT MY VARIED TASTE IN MUSIC

5) PLAY IN MY HAIR...I LOVE IT #THATISALL.COM

6) ACCEPT THE FACT THAT I RATHER SEND A MILLION WORD TEXT THAN TALK ON THE PHONE

7) GIVE ME ATTENTION! NO I'M NOT HIGH MAINTENANCE, BUT I GOTTA KNOW YOU'RE STILL INTERESTED...

8) ACCEPT ME FOR ME...I'M NOT CHANGING FOR ANYBODY BUT MYSELF...

DAY 2: NINE THINGS ABOUT YOURSELF

1) I'M A GEMINI, THEREFORE I HAVE A NATURAL CASE OF ADD, AND I CAN BE INDESISIVE AS SHIT

2) MY FAVORITE RAPPER IS KANYE WEST

3) I HAVE A BAD HABIT OF PUTTING EVERYBODY ELSE'S FEELINGS BEFORE MY OWN

4) MY FAMILY AND FRIENDS ARE THE MOST AWESOME PEOPLE YOU'LL NEVER MEET

5) I PROBABLY HAVE THE WORST SHORT-TERM MEMORY IN THE HISTORY OF MEMORIES

6) MY FAVORITE MEAL IS JUMBALAYA

7) I COLLECT SNEAKERS, BATH & BODY WORKS, AND NAIL POLISH

8) I ONLY PROBABLY WATCH TV 2-3 DAYS OUT OF THE WEEK (I TIVO MY FAV SHOWS AND WATCH THEM ON THE WEEKEND)

9) I LISTEN TO MUSIC ABOUT 16 HOURS OUT OF THE DAY

DAY 1: 10 things you want to say to ten different people right now

SMH THIS SHIT IS HARD ALREADY :(....SO COULDN'T NARROW IT DOWN 2 TEN...I DO THINGS DIFFERENTLY ANYWAY...

1) MOMMY - YOU'LL NEVER KNOW HOW MUCH YOU MEAN TO ME OR HOW MUCH I LOVE YOU ♥

2) KELLI - MY TWIN, I DON'T GET YOU AT ALL, AND IT'S SAD CAUSE WE'RE SUPPOSED TO HAVE THE CLOSEST BOND 2 SISTERS CAN HAVE ♥

3) PHIL - IF I MEET A MAN EVEN HALF AS AWESOME AS YOU I STILL WON'T BE AS LUCKY AS JAZZ N ZORAH ♥

4) JAZZ - YOU REALLY ARE A GREAT OLDER SISTER AND FRIEND, IF YALL WEREN'T ALREADY MARRIED; WE WOULD'VE MET @ NSU AND I WOULD'VE INTRODUCED YOU TO MY AWESOME BROTHER ♥

5) MISHAWN - I NEVER HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT NOT HAVING AN EAR 2 TALK 2 DEATH OR YOU NEVER BEING THERE FOR ME AND I APPRECIATE IT MORE THAN YOU'LL EVER KNOW, AND YOU KNOW IF YOU EVER NEED ANYTHING IF I GOT IT SO DO YOU ♥

6) CHELSEA - MY LITTLE SISTER FROM ANOTHER MOTHER...AND FATHER...THANK-YOU FOR GOING OUT YOUR WAY TO HELP ME WHEN YOU DIDN'T NEED TO, I'LL ALWAYS GIVE YOU ADVICE (EVEN THOUGH YO HARDHEADED ASS NEVER LISTENS) ♥

7) SHIRLEY - I MISS YOUUUUU! YOU ARE ONE OF THE STRONGEST PEOPLE I'VE EVER MET AND I WISH I COULD TAKE AWAY ANY PAIN YOU HAVE FELT IN THESE RECENT YEARS...NOW BRING YOUR ASS BACK 2 VA ASAP! ♥

8) KHAI - WE ARE ALIKE IN SO MANY WAYS IT'S ALMOST SCARY LOL, YOU ARE ONE OF MY BEST FRIENDS AND I HOPE THAT I'M HALF AS AWESOME AS YOU ARE WHEN I GROW UP... ♥

9) DENISE - WE PROBABLY DON'T TALK AS MUCH AS WE SHOULD, BUT WHEN WE DO IT'S NEVER FEELS LIKE IT'S BEEN A MINUTE, I WISH YOU WERE HERE 2 FINISH OFF THESE LAST 234456 SEMESTERS @ NSU  ♥

10) SHA - GIRL YOU MAKE ME LAUGH! NEVER A DULL MOMENT WITH UR MEAN ASS LOL...I WISH YOU NOTHING BUT SUCCESS IN YOUR FUTURE AND I'M STILL MAD WE CAN'T JUST GO BE SOME HOUSE WIVES 2 SOME OLD DOCTORS LMAO ♥ 

11) D - YOU INTIMIDATE ME...THERE, I SAID IT...DON'T FORGET ME WHEN YOU'RE MAKING YOUR MILLIONS ♥

"BORROWED" FROM TASHAWN

CHECK OUT HIS TUMBLER <~~~~~

I HAVE SEVERELY BEEN SLACKING ON MY POSTS SO I FIGURED SOMETHING OUTLINED WOULD GET ME BACK IN THE MOOD...

Day 1: Ten things you want to say to ten different people right now.

Day 2: Nine things about yourself.

Day 3: Eight ways to win your heart.

Day 4: Seven things that cross your mind a lot.

Day 5: Six things you wish you’d never done.

Day 6: Five people who mean a lot (in no order whatsoever)

Day 7: Four turn offs.

Day 8: Three turn ons.

Day 9: Two smileys that describe your life right now.

Day 10: One confession.

BACK AGAIN....

WOW...I'M SURPRISED THE URL STILL EXISTED ON THIS THING :( I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHERE TO START, SO MUCH HAS BEEN GOING ON...SCHOOL STARTED AGAIN (I ONLY GO ON TUES N THURS) I'M STILL @ THE NAIL SALON, (CURRENTLY PRACTICING FOR MY STATE BOARD EXAM)....I'VE LOST ABOUT 110 LBS AND 5 DRESS SIZES (24/26 TO 14/16) I STILL CANT WRAP MY MIND AROUND THAT, SOME DAYS I CAN SEE THE DIFFERENCE, BUT MOST DAYS I STILL FEEL THE SAME...I'M NOT USED TO (AND DON'T THINK I WILL BE FOR A WHILE) THE STARES, SHOUTS AND "HOLLAS" (EYE ROLL) I RECEIVE AND DON'T KNOW WHETHER OR NOT I SHOULD BE DISGUSTED OR FLATTERED...I WILL TRY NOT TO BE SO SCARCE AROUND HERE, BUT I CAN'T MAKE ANY PROMISES LMAO...UNTIL NEXT TIME...  

STILL ALIVE...

I GOT A GIG @ THE NAIL SALON AROUND THE WAY...WORK 10-7 EVERYDAY....I NEVER KNEW THE MEANING OF T-I-R-E-D....

THROWBACK THURSDAY: THE NEW WORKOUT PLAN

FIRST OF ALL... #TEAMKANYE

FOREVER FOREVER-EVER, FOREVER-EVER (SEE WHAT I DID THERE LMAO)
THIS IS WHEN I KNEW YE WAS A GENUIS...





"YOU KNOW YOU DON'T HAVE TO PAY FOR NOTHING AROUND ME, I'M THE BOOTLEG QUUUUEEEEEN, I'LL GIVE IT TO YOU FOR FREE.99"

WHAT MORE CAN I SAY BESIDES THAT IT'S ONE OF MY FAV SONGS/VIDS EVER AND IT GETS MY MELTING ASS THROUGH MY WORKOUTS...

MY ANTI-DRUG...

You are slaughtering RnB hits out of tune and dancing around the house with my mom whenever the moment seizes us. . .

You are air drums and kick ass imaginary guitar solos listening to Red Hot Chili Peppers or Pearl Jam with my dad. . .

You are trunk rattlin, finger snapping, hip twisting aggintastic rap with my sister. . .

You are Metaphorical, punch-line’n, tongue twisting, hip-hop with my brother. . .

You are never knowing the words so we make up our own when I’m listening with my girls. . .

You are my solace when I’m feeling some type of way. Whatever emotion I come to you with, you always have the right words to say. . .

You’re life. . .

You’re energy. . .

You’re IT. . .

couldn’t even imagine enduring a day without you, nor would i want to . . .

MUSIC, you are love . . . ♥

I WANT ANOTHER TATTOO

NOW....LIKE RIGHT NOW! SMH...I HAVE A FEW OPTIONS AND SPACES WAITING TO BE FILLED...HMM SOME FRESH INK WILL DEF MAKE A BAWSE BIRTHDAY PRESENT FOR MY SELF...I'LL BE 21 IN 12 DAYS! (THAT WAS ALL TYPES OF HELL FOR MY DYSCALCULIA BEE-TEA-DUBZ)...

TGIF: ESMEE FT. JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE - LOVE DEALER

THIS IS ONE OF MY FAV SONGS OF HER DEBUT ALBUM OUTTA HERE





*JT LOOKS GORGEOUS IN THIS VIDEO....THAT IS ALL*

PIMPIN AIN'T EASY...

EXCEPT MAYBE IF IT'S "IN-YOUR-HEAD" PIMPIN IT MIGHT BE...
LOL I AM A PROUD OWNER OF AN IMAGINARY HAREM...AND ITS JUST AS AWESOME AS IT SOUNDS I'M SURE I'M FORGETTING CRUCIAL CARD CARRYING MEMBERS, BUT HERE GOES...

Scott Ramon Seguro Mescudi - Sigh…I love him, that is all…yes his tunes may get you a little downsome at times, but he just needs someone like me in his situation…w8 he doesnt count cause we're really getting married...

Kevin Garnet/ Dwight howard – they look like 6ft+ of chocolaty goodness…lawd don’t let them work up a good sweat…smh

Channing Tatum- one of the finest men (white, black or other) I’ve seen in life

Kanye - i would love to pick his brain (no innuendo intended) and he doesn't give a fuck...and i like that

Rick Gonzalez.- he speakes Spanish y papi es muy muy guapo

Shawn Carter – I don’t care what you say, the man has been a cultural trendsetter for years and he has stamina out of this world (his energy level never dropped when i saw him in march, it put guys my age who get winded walking from one end of campus to the other 2 shame)

well A PIC OF Andre 3000 WAS SUPPOSED 2 BE HERE...

Tyga - he's a few months younger than me (and i generally like my guys older), but he's a cutie so that minor technicality can be overlooked

Patric Stump – his voice is amazing

Tyrese – um he might’ve been the first official harem member

Kevin Hart – gotta have some goofy sexy...and that smile

pac div - A thick bay accent is just like a deep southern drawl sometimes it works (T.I, Trey Songz) sometimes you just want people to stfu (Soulja boy, mike jones...who....couldn't resist sorry)...it works for these three guys...

tank - that body...bless him

Cam Gigandet – google him…he’s gorgeous

The real life guy I’ve had a crush on since…a long ass time…sigh

okay i think i'm done...for now