TEEDRA MOSES - BE YOUR GIRL...

"SEEN YOU ALL AROUND MY WAY, BEEN MEANING TO SAY HI, BUT I'M JUST WAY TOO SHY"

 


STORY OF MY LIFE

AS YOU MAY OR MAY NOT KNOW, I HAVE A SCHOOL GIRL CRUSH...I'VE ACTUALLY HAD A CRUSH ON THIS GUY SINCE HIGH SCHOOL...I'M GOING TO TELL HIM...I SWEAR #LIES

I DON'T WANNA BE LOVED...

I JUST WANT A QUICKIE...NO BITE MARKS, NO SCRATCHES, AND NO HICKIES...  

MIGUEL - QUICKIE....

NOW I KNOW I HAVEN'T HAD TOO MANY ANY RENDEZVOUS INVOLVING THE OPPOSITE SEX (OR THE SAME SEX! EVEN THOUGH I'VE HAD A FEW MARRIAGE PROPOSALS FROM MY SISTER'S FRIENDS...THAT'S ANOTHER ENTIRE POST...) BUT I'M ABOUT 2.5 MILLISECONDS AWAY FROM HITTIN UP A CERTAIN FEW GUYS I KNOW WILL GIVE ME THE GOODS...NO STRINGS, NO HARD FEELINGS WHEN I TELL HIM 2 GET AWAY WHEN WE'RE DONE, AND WONT BE ALL EMOTIONAL (WHY DO THESE 2011 DUDES CRY MORE THAN ME???).... BUT, LETS FACE IT...I'LL NEVER DO IT...I WOULDN'T B ABLE TO LOOK IN THE MIRROR AND THAT'S BECOME THE HIGHLIGHT OF MY DAY! FOR REAL I WANT TO BE ONE OF THOSE "ANYTHING A NIGGA CAN DO I CAN TOO," FEMALES, INCLUDING GETTING MINE REGARDLESS OF HOW ANYBODY ELSE FEELS ABOUT IT, BUT MY SELF-CONTROL AND LACK OF BODY COUNT (IDK HOW MANY MORE EUPHEMISMS FOR VIRGIN I CAN THINK OF) IS WHAT SEPARATES ME FROM OTHER CHICKS (BESIDES MY SHEER AWESOMENESS)...SMH IF I HAVEN'T MET MY KING BY MAY 23 2011 (MY 22 BDAY) YALL R GONNA HAVE TO CALL ME SISTER MARY SOMESHIT CAUSE I'M JOINING A CONVENT #THATISALL

IT BOTHERS ME...PT 2

WHEN PEOPLE WRITE THEIR NAMES LIKE THIS ON FACE BOOK "JOHN FuckHoesGetMoneyThatsMyMotto DOE" OR "JANE WhenYouWereLookingForYourManHeWasWithMe DOE" REALLY???? AN ENTIRE SENTENCE (DONT ACT LIKE YOU'VE NEVER SEEN IT, HELL YOU PROBABLY DID IT) LOL PEOPLE NEVER FAIL TO AMUSE ME...

WHEN PEOPLE ASK IF YOU KNOW SOMEBODY, YOU SAY NO...BUT THEY STILL GO ON TO DESCRIBE THE PERSON (WHO THEY DATED/MATED/PROCREATED WITH, THEIR SOCIAL, BLOOD TYPE, AND CREDIT SCORE) IF I DIDN'T RECOGNIZE THE NAME WHY WILL I KNOW HIM/HER BECAUSE YOU KNOW THE MAKE/MODEL/YEAR OF THEIR VEHICLE???

THAT BECAUSE I'M NATURAL I MUST BE "PRO BLACK" OR SOME KIND OF "GO GREEN" HIPPIE...NO, I JUST REALIZED THAT THE RELAXERS I WAS SLAPPIN IN EVERY 4-6 WEEKS WERE UNNEEDED AND KILLING MY FOLLICLES #THATISALL

THAT I GET MORE ATTENTION FROM THE OPPOSITE SEX IN SWEATS AND A TEE THAN WHEN I ACTUALLY TRY TO LOOK LIKE SOMETHING...I WILL NEVER GET THAT

THAT I HAVE TO WEAR PANTS....SWEAR FO GAWD I'D HAVE TIGHTS IN EVERY COLOR, STYLE, AND DESIGN EVER MADE AND WEAR EM EVERYWHERE!

NEW YEARS

DEAR 2011....I'M NOT GONNA MAKE ASININE RESOLUTIONS THAT I'LL NEVER KEEP...BUT I WILL PROMISE TO KEEP WORKING ON MYSELF SO I CAN BECOME THE WOMAN I KNOW WILL MAKE MYSELF AND OTHERS PROUD TO CALL THEIR SISTER, DAUGHTER, BESTFRIEND, AND LOVER (MY HIM BETTER SHOW HIS DAMN FACE THIS YEAR!)