WHEN PEOPLE WRITE THEIR NAMES LIKE THIS ON FACE BOOK "JOHN FuckHoesGetMoneyThatsMyMotto DOE" OR "JANE WhenYouWereLookingForYourManHeWasWithMe DOE" REALLY???? AN ENTIRE SENTENCE (DONT ACT LIKE YOU'VE NEVER SEEN IT, HELL YOU PROBABLY DID IT) LOL PEOPLE NEVER FAIL TO AMUSE ME...
WHEN PEOPLE ASK IF YOU KNOW SOMEBODY, YOU SAY NO...BUT THEY STILL GO ON TO DESCRIBE THE PERSON (WHO THEY DATED/MATED/PROCREATED WITH, THEIR SOCIAL, BLOOD TYPE, AND CREDIT SCORE) IF I DIDN'T RECOGNIZE THE NAME WHY WILL I KNOW HIM/HER BECAUSE YOU KNOW THE MAKE/MODEL/YEAR OF THEIR VEHICLE???
THAT BECAUSE I'M NATURAL I MUST BE "PRO BLACK" OR SOME KIND OF "GO GREEN" HIPPIE...NO, I JUST REALIZED THAT THE RELAXERS I WAS SLAPPIN IN EVERY 4-6 WEEKS WERE UNNEEDED AND KILLING MY FOLLICLES #THATISALL
THAT I GET MORE ATTENTION FROM THE OPPOSITE SEX IN SWEATS AND A TEE THAN WHEN I ACTUALLY TRY TO LOOK LIKE SOMETHING...I WILL NEVER GET THAT
THAT I HAVE TO WEAR PANTS....SWEAR FO GAWD I'D HAVE TIGHTS IN EVERY COLOR, STYLE, AND DESIGN EVER MADE AND WEAR EM EVERYWHERE!
About Me
- ♥ MS. K ♥
- My name is Kyra (K+EYERAH) NOT (K+IRAH)...I'd like to think of myself as quick and witty, but sometimes my quick is hella slow and my witty comes off as sarcasm, so fuck it all... my extensive vernacular is both filled with Polysyllabic locution, and aggaintastic niggashyt...yes i can find more adequate words to replace profanity, and i can type without the millions of elipses...but i'd rather not...
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