21 year old

VIRGIN.....yes u read right...let's get the answers 2 your stupid asinine questions out the way shall we???



1) yes I am a "real virgin" as in I've NEVER had sex, no I'm not just saying this so I won't have to have sex with you


2) yes they still make "us"


3) no my parents aren't bible thumping Jesus freaks (no shots 2 those of you who are devoutly religious)

4) no I'm not waiting for marriage, just someone with some sense and that I feel comfortable enough to share my body with...

5) yes I think about sex....probably way more than you do...

6) I'm just inexperienced, not slow, so when u talk about sex u don't have 2 dumb shit down or give me a 5th grade sex-Ed refresher course....idiot...

7) what do you mean I don't "act" like a virgin...how the helllll am I supposed to act???

I say all of that 2 say this, people get on my fuckin nerves looking @ my outward Appearance ( or because i talk a certain way) and automatically assuming they know EVERYTHING there is to know about my personality or beliefs...if we start actually talking to people instead of relying on preconceived notions and stop being so quick to judge others maybe we wouldn't be so miserable... * did this on my iPod maybe I'll feel like editing it later, until then, excuse my typos n shit... *

HIT THAT SPLIT THAT LIKE A KIT KAT...

YES PLEASE... ONE OF MY FRIENDS UTTERED THIS PHRASE TO ME AND IT MADE ME LMAO, BUT IT ALSO MADE ME THINK...IMAGINE THREE GUYS, THE ASSHOLE, THE FRIEND, AND THE CRUSH...ALL THREE OF THEM SAY THE SAME OFF THE WALL SHIT TO YOU (I.E. HITTIN/SPLITTING IT LIKE A KIT-KAT) WHY WILL WE LAUGH @ THE FRIEND, SWOON @ THE CRUSH, AND THREATEN TO STOMP THE ASSHOLE IN THE NUTS??? BASICALLY WHY DO WE LET CERTAIN PEOPLE GET AWAY WITH SHIT YOU KNOW SOMEBODY ELSE WOULDN'T???

WHYLIN' CAUSE I'M YOUNG...

*CAUTION* THE FOLLOWING RANT DOES NOT APPLY TO ANY OF THE PEOPLE I'VE MENTIONED RANDOMLY UP HERE @ ONE POINT IN TIME... THAT BEING SAID...LET ME START THIS POST OF WITH A GIANT FUCK YOU....FUCK YOU IF YOU'VE EVER MADE ME CRY, OR DOUBT MYSELF, AND IF YOU'VE EVER MADE ME FEEL UGLY OR INFERIOR TO YOU FOR WHATEVER REASON. FUCK YOU IF YOU'VE EVER HAD SOMETHING NEGATIVE TO SAY BEHIND MY BACK THAT YOU WERE TOO BITCHMADE TO SAY TO MY FACE, AND FUCK YOU IF YOU'RE OFFENDED BY THIS, CAUSE IT WAS WRITTEN JUST FOR YOU! 

NOW...TO MY FRIENDS, MY REAL FRIENDS THAT ACTUALLY KNOW THE MEANING OF THE WORD, I'VE SAID IT MANY TIMES AND I'LL SAY IT AGAIN...I LOVE YALL AND I DON'T CARE WHAT TIME IT IS OR WHAT UR PROBLEM IS, THERE WILL NEVER BE A MOMENT I CAN'T BE REACHED...

THAT IS ALL

I NEED MONEY!

NO REALLY...CAN WE JUST CHANGE MY NAME TO THIS? (NO HOW HIGH)...3RD PERSON ALERT; KYRA NEEDS A CAR!!!!!!!

DAY 10: ONE CONFESSION

ONE DAY LATE...YE SHRUG

MY CONFESSION: I WANT TO BE LEAD SINGER/LEAD GUITAR IN MY OWN BAND....

DAY 9: 2 SMILEYS THAT DESCRIBE YOUR LIFE

1) o_O

2) :) yayyyyy FINALLY made it to 100 posts...

DAY 8: THREE TURN ON'S

1) CONFIDENCE...LET ME KNOW WHY I NEED YOU IN MY SITUATION...


2) INTELLIGENCE...I'M A THINKER, AND MIND STIMULATION IS MUY CALIENTE

3) SMELLING GOOD...WHEN I HUG YOU AND CATCH SUBTLE HINTS OF GAIN, COCOA BUTTER, AND AXE...YESSSSSSSSIR!

 *BONUS...*

HEIGHT...IF I CATCH A CONSTANT CRAMP IN MY NECK TRYING TO LOOK YOU IN THE FACE...SIGH

DAY 7: FOUR TURN-OFFS

1) BAD HYGIENE...DON'T COME UP 2 ME SMELLING LIKE A CHEESE STEAK FROM MAX'S (♥ PHILLY ♥)

2) INABILITY TO SEE THINGS FROM ALL SIDES...JUST BECAUSE YOU DISAGREE WITH SOMETHING I SAID DOESN'T AUTOMATICALLY MAKE ME WRONG...

3) SOCIAL AWKWARDNESS...HOW CAN WE BE TOGETHER IF I CAN'T TAKE YO ASS OUT IN PUBLIC?

4) IGNORANCE...WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DON'T READ....LIKE EVER???

DAY 6: FIVE PEOPLE WHO MEAN ALOT TO YOU

1) ME

2) MOMMY

3) KELZ

4) PHIL

5) AUNTY B

DAY 5: SIX THINGS YOU WISH YOU'D NEVER DONE

1) WISH I'D NEVER ASKED HIM OUT...THRICE

2) WISH I WOULD'VE PRESSED CHARGES ON THE BITCH THAT STOLE MY CREDIT CARD

3) WISH I NEVER GOT THE CREDIT CARD

4) WISH I HADN'T FAILED GEOG CLASS...NOW I HAVE TO TAKE IT AGAIN

5) WISH I HADN'T SLACKED IN HIGH SCHOOL, I MADE DECENT GRADES, BUT IF I WOULD'VE PUT IN ACTUAL EFFORT, I COULD'VE MADE STRAIGHT A'S

6) WISH I NEVER LET DENISE TALK ME INTO THE E-HARMONY FREE WEEKEND...THAT EXPERIENCE MAKES FOR A HILARIOUS STORY NOW, BUT IT WAS WEIRD AS SHIT @ THE TIME #UNDERSTATEMENT

DAY 4: SEVEN THINGS THAT CROSS YOUR MIND ALOT

1) WHY AM I STILL SINGLE, BUT THE FEMALES THAT HAVE NOTHING BUT A WARM BODY 2 OFFER ARE NEVER BY THEMSELVES?

2) WHY DO GUYS ALWAYS GO FOR THE EASY SLEAZY HOES FIRST? THAT'S LIKE GETTING A BAG OF CHIPS WHEN YOU'RE STARVING, YEA IT'S GONNA TASTE GOOD, BUT IT WON'T GET YOU FULL

3) WHAT AM I GONNA DO AFTER COLLEGE?

4) WHY DID HE STOP CALLING/ANSWERING MY TEXTS?

5) WHEN AM I GOING 2 WIN THE LOTTERY?

6) WHY DO I FEEL LIKE I'M MEANT TO DO SOMETHING TO CHANGE THE WORLD, AND I'LL FIGURE OUT WHAT IT IS TOO LATE

7) MY NON-EXISTENT SEX LIFE...MOMENT OF SILENCE...

DAY 3: EIGHT WAYS TO WIN YOUR HEART

1) GREAT CONVERSATION; KEEP MY MIND ENGAGED, AND THE REST OF ME WIL BE TOO

2) COOK FOR ME; I DON'T CARE IF IT'S RAMEN, IF I AIN'T GOTTA COOK IT WE'LL BE GOOD

3) SHARE MY LOVE FOR SNEAKERS ♥

4) RESPECT MY VARIED TASTE IN MUSIC

5) PLAY IN MY HAIR...I LOVE IT #THATISALL.COM

6) ACCEPT THE FACT THAT I RATHER SEND A MILLION WORD TEXT THAN TALK ON THE PHONE

7) GIVE ME ATTENTION! NO I'M NOT HIGH MAINTENANCE, BUT I GOTTA KNOW YOU'RE STILL INTERESTED...

8) ACCEPT ME FOR ME...I'M NOT CHANGING FOR ANYBODY BUT MYSELF...

DAY 2: NINE THINGS ABOUT YOURSELF

1) I'M A GEMINI, THEREFORE I HAVE A NATURAL CASE OF ADD, AND I CAN BE INDESISIVE AS SHIT

2) MY FAVORITE RAPPER IS KANYE WEST

3) I HAVE A BAD HABIT OF PUTTING EVERYBODY ELSE'S FEELINGS BEFORE MY OWN

4) MY FAMILY AND FRIENDS ARE THE MOST AWESOME PEOPLE YOU'LL NEVER MEET

5) I PROBABLY HAVE THE WORST SHORT-TERM MEMORY IN THE HISTORY OF MEMORIES

6) MY FAVORITE MEAL IS JUMBALAYA

7) I COLLECT SNEAKERS, BATH & BODY WORKS, AND NAIL POLISH

8) I ONLY PROBABLY WATCH TV 2-3 DAYS OUT OF THE WEEK (I TIVO MY FAV SHOWS AND WATCH THEM ON THE WEEKEND)

9) I LISTEN TO MUSIC ABOUT 16 HOURS OUT OF THE DAY

DAY 1: 10 things you want to say to ten different people right now

SMH THIS SHIT IS HARD ALREADY :(....SO COULDN'T NARROW IT DOWN 2 TEN...I DO THINGS DIFFERENTLY ANYWAY...

1) MOMMY - YOU'LL NEVER KNOW HOW MUCH YOU MEAN TO ME OR HOW MUCH I LOVE YOU ♥

2) KELLI - MY TWIN, I DON'T GET YOU AT ALL, AND IT'S SAD CAUSE WE'RE SUPPOSED TO HAVE THE CLOSEST BOND 2 SISTERS CAN HAVE ♥

3) PHIL - IF I MEET A MAN EVEN HALF AS AWESOME AS YOU I STILL WON'T BE AS LUCKY AS JAZZ N ZORAH ♥

4) JAZZ - YOU REALLY ARE A GREAT OLDER SISTER AND FRIEND, IF YALL WEREN'T ALREADY MARRIED; WE WOULD'VE MET @ NSU AND I WOULD'VE INTRODUCED YOU TO MY AWESOME BROTHER ♥

5) MISHAWN - I NEVER HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT NOT HAVING AN EAR 2 TALK 2 DEATH OR YOU NEVER BEING THERE FOR ME AND I APPRECIATE IT MORE THAN YOU'LL EVER KNOW, AND YOU KNOW IF YOU EVER NEED ANYTHING IF I GOT IT SO DO YOU ♥

6) CHELSEA - MY LITTLE SISTER FROM ANOTHER MOTHER...AND FATHER...THANK-YOU FOR GOING OUT YOUR WAY TO HELP ME WHEN YOU DIDN'T NEED TO, I'LL ALWAYS GIVE YOU ADVICE (EVEN THOUGH YO HARDHEADED ASS NEVER LISTENS) ♥

7) SHIRLEY - I MISS YOUUUUU! YOU ARE ONE OF THE STRONGEST PEOPLE I'VE EVER MET AND I WISH I COULD TAKE AWAY ANY PAIN YOU HAVE FELT IN THESE RECENT YEARS...NOW BRING YOUR ASS BACK 2 VA ASAP! ♥

8) KHAI - WE ARE ALIKE IN SO MANY WAYS IT'S ALMOST SCARY LOL, YOU ARE ONE OF MY BEST FRIENDS AND I HOPE THAT I'M HALF AS AWESOME AS YOU ARE WHEN I GROW UP... ♥

9) DENISE - WE PROBABLY DON'T TALK AS MUCH AS WE SHOULD, BUT WHEN WE DO IT'S NEVER FEELS LIKE IT'S BEEN A MINUTE, I WISH YOU WERE HERE 2 FINISH OFF THESE LAST 234456 SEMESTERS @ NSU  ♥

10) SHA - GIRL YOU MAKE ME LAUGH! NEVER A DULL MOMENT WITH UR MEAN ASS LOL...I WISH YOU NOTHING BUT SUCCESS IN YOUR FUTURE AND I'M STILL MAD WE CAN'T JUST GO BE SOME HOUSE WIVES 2 SOME OLD DOCTORS LMAO ♥ 

11) D - YOU INTIMIDATE ME...THERE, I SAID IT...DON'T FORGET ME WHEN YOU'RE MAKING YOUR MILLIONS ♥

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I HAVE SEVERELY BEEN SLACKING ON MY POSTS SO I FIGURED SOMETHING OUTLINED WOULD GET ME BACK IN THE MOOD...

Day 1: Ten things you want to say to ten different people right now.

Day 2: Nine things about yourself.

Day 3: Eight ways to win your heart.

Day 4: Seven things that cross your mind a lot.

Day 5: Six things you wish you’d never done.

Day 6: Five people who mean a lot (in no order whatsoever)

Day 7: Four turn offs.

Day 8: Three turn ons.

Day 9: Two smileys that describe your life right now.

Day 10: One confession.