WHEN I'M ALONE IN MY ROOM...

I WISH YOU ARE HERE WITH ME...

BUCKET LIST...

1) MAKE IT RAIN ON HOES AT THE STRIP CLUB WITH MY MAN RIGHT NEXT TO ME...WITH MONOPOLY MONEY #LIKEABOSS...

2) SEE KANYE AND ADELE IN CONCERT (TWO OF MY FAV ARTISTS...YALL SHOULD'VE ALREADY KNOWN THAT THOUGH) AND I'VE YET TO SEE EITHER OF THEM LIVE...

3) RECORD A SONG IN A STUDIO...NOBODY HAS TO HEAR IT, I JUST WANNA DO IT TO SAY I DID IT...

4) GET ALL MY FRIENDS IN ONE PLACE! I HAVE A FEELING THE ONLY TIME I'M GONNA HAVE ALL MY GIRLS TOGETHER IS FOR MY WEDDING, BUT WHATS GOING TO HAPPEN IF I END UP BEING THE LONELY CAT LADY???

5) MAKE A COUPLE MILLION DOLLARS...

6) I WANNA BE PART OF A FLASH MOB! THE GOOD KIND THAT DOES RANDOM ACTS OF DANCING/SINGING...NOT THE RANDOM STICK-UPS/LOOTING/JUMPINGS THAT GO DOWN IN THE TWO-1-FIF...

7) TRAVEL THE WORLD...ESPECIALLY AFRICA - BIRTH OF CIVILIZATION...YOU'LL NEVER FULLY GROW WITHOUT LEARNING YOUR ABOUT YOU ROOTS...YEA...THAT'S SOMESHIT I READ ON A TEE SOMWHERE #DONTJUDGEME...

8) I WANT TO LEARN ALL ABOUT BOTH SIDES OF MY FAMILY TREE...

9)  GET A SNEAKER GAME THAT SURPASSES MY BROTHER'S, AND A HEEL GAME BETTER THAN MY BFF'S...

10) GIANT SCAVENGER HUNT WITH MY FB FRIENDS...IT WOULD BE EPIC...

11) DISNEY WORLD...YEA I HAD A DEPRIVED CHILDHOOD LMAO...

12) FALL IN LOVE...EVEN IF IT ENDS UP IN A SHREDDED HEART AND DISASTER, I WANT THE EXPIERIENCE OF KNOWING I GAVE SOMEONE I FELT WORTHY A PIECE OF MY SOUL...

TEXT ME

TWEET ME, POKE ME, INBOX ME...DO SOMETHING!!!!!!...I'M USED TO GETTING EVERYTHING I WANT, SO THIS THING WITH US IS PISSING ME OFF! #ThrowingInTheTowel...

CHUCK-E-CHEESE AND BABYMAMA DRAMA

CHUCK-E-CHESE AND I MET THROUGH A MUTUAL ASSOCIATE...ONE OF THE FIRST THINGS WE TALKED ABOUT WAS HIS BABY...I WAS IFFY ABOUT DEALING WITH HIM BECAUSE I HAD JUST GONE THROUGH THE SITUATION WITH "MITTIES" AND I DIDNT WANT THAT DRAMA AGAIN, BUT I GAVE HIM KUDOS BECAUSE HE NEVER OMITTED OR DENIED HIS DAUGHTER (IDK WHAT IT IS ABOUT ME BUT 95.5% OF THE GUYS I ATTRACTED ARE SOMEBODY'S DADDY) ANYWAY, AT THIS TIME I WAS WORKING FULL-TIME, SCHOOL FULL-TIME, STAYING @ THE DORM ON THE WEEKDAYS AND HOME EVERY WEEKEND, AND HE HAD CUSTODY OF THE BABY SO WE NEVER REALLY GOT THE CHANCE TO HANG, WE WOULD MAKE PLANS BUT NEVER HELD ANYTHING CONCRETE...HE WANTED ME TO GO TO A HOTEL PARTY HIS BROTHER WAS THROWING, MY FRIENDS SAID HELL-TO-THE-NO AND THERE WAS NO WAY I WAS GOING BY MYSELF, THEN WE WERE SUPPOSED TO GO TO THE MOVIES, BUT I WAS SUPPOSED TO SUPPLY A DATE FOR THE SAME PREVIOUSLY MENTIONED BROTHER...AGAIN MY FRIENDS REFUSED TO TAKE ONE FOR THE TEAM (STUCK UP HOES ♥) THEN HE CALLS ME AND FINDS HIMSELF "DEMANDING" THAT I GO TO CHUCK-E-CHEESE WITH HIM...HE HIT ME WITH THE "IF YOU CANT MAKE TIME FOR ME LOSE MY NUMBER" SWINDLE...I HAVE NO PROBLEMS WITH CHUCK-E-CHEESE, SHIT GIVE ME SOME TOKENS AND LET ME PLAY THE GAME WITH THE WATERGUN AND THE TARGET ALL DAY, BUT IT WAS THE BABIES 3RD BIRTHDAY...SO NOT ONLY DID HE WANT OUR FIRST OFFICIAL DATE TO BE AT AN ARCADE, HE WANTED IT TO BE WITH HIS FAMILY AROUND AND HIS INSANE ASS EX (BITCH WAS HIDING IN THE BUSHES WAITING TO JUMP YOU/SLASH YOUR TIRES/BUST THE WINDOWS OUT YOUR CAR BATSHIT CRAZY)...NEEDLESS TO SAY I TOLD HIM WHERE HE COULD TAKE HIS ULTIMATUMS AND DEMANDS...MY GEMINI SOUL DIDN'T APPRECIATE THAT...

#TRUTH

 

I SAW THIS IN A NAIL MAG I WAS READING AND DECIDED IT WAS DEFINITELY GOING TO BE MY NEXT PURCHASE...

SARA BAREILLES - GRAVITY

ONE OF MY FAVORITE SONGS BY ONE OF MY FAVORITE ARTISTS EVER IN LIFE...THE LYRICS TO THIS SONG ARE AMAZING...TRUE ARTISTS ARE POETS FIRST #THATISALL...

GUILTY PLEASURES

1) THE FUCKIN SONG (A.K.A "NO HANDS") - I CAN'T DENY I LOVE THIS SONG EVEN THOUGH ALL I CARE ABOUT IS WALE'S PART...AND ROSCOE DASH'S AD-LIBS...

2) "LET'S STAY TOGETHER" - YES THAT TERRIBLE NEW BET SHOW...I TIVO IT TOO...

3) ODD FUTURE - THEY'RE LIKE AN AUDIBLE TRAIN WRECK...NO RATIONAL HUMAN SHOULD BE LISTENING, BUT YOU HAVE TO HEAR WHAT THEY'RE GONNA SAY NEXT...

4) NSYNC - I DON'T GIVE SHIT IF I'M 35 AND THEY'RE OLD MEN...I WILL BE FRONT AND GAWDDAMN CENTER @ THEIR REUNION TOUR...AND I STILL LISTEN TO THEM FAITHFULLY, MY FRIENDS TRY TO DUCK AND HIDE WHEN WE'RE IN THE CAR AND A SONG COMES ON...I AIN'T CHANGING IT

5) WATCHING EVERYBODY AND THEY MAMA USE ONE OF MY HAIR CONDITIONERS AS LOTION...I NEVER TELL THEM THE DIFFERENCE..NOT MY FAULT THEY CAN'T READ FRENCH...

6) GIVING DUDES THE WRONG NUMBER...I SWEAR I DO IT TO SPARE FEELINGS...#WHYIMSINGLE

7) GEORGE MICHAEL - SAY I WON'T PUT ON "CARELESS WHISPER" AND SING MY HEART OUT...

8) SOCKS - I LOVE SOCKS I GIVE A PAIR OR 2 OF SOCKS WITH EVERY GIFT I GIVE (ASK ANY OF MY BESTIES IF YOU DON'T BELIEVE ME) I PERSONALLY HAVE A STUPID ABNORMALLY VAST COLLECTION (NONE OF THEM ARE WHITE, AND I DON'T LIKE TO MATCH EM)...HONESTLY IF I HAD THE MONEY I'D ONLY WEAR EM ONCE AND THROW THEM AWAY...NO I DON'T KNOW WHY, BUT I WOULD...

9) COFFEE - HOT/COLD/ROOM TEMP...COFFEE SMOOTHIES/COFFEE ICE CREAM/COFFEE CANDY...STARBUCKS/MCDONALD'S/7-11/WAWA/MY KITCHEN...ION CARE..DOUBLE CUP ME, SHOW ME WHERE THE CREAMERS/ADD-INS ARE, AND KEEP THE CINNAMON AWAY FROM THE CHOCOLATE (THEY LOOK ALIKE WHEN YOU'RE DISTRACTED, BUT CINNAMON IN MY COFFEE WAS INSTANT POUCH DEATH)

10) HIP-HOP HARRY - I WATCH IT WITH MY NIECE! OR AT LEAST THAT'LL BE MY EXCUSE AFTER I PURCHASE THE DVD'S...

LETTER TO MY FUTURE BOO...

1) I PROMISE I WILL NEVER MAKE US TAKE ONE OF THOSE CLICHE ASS PICS ON FACEBOOK WITH US KISSING...

2) I WILL WATCH ESPN WITH YOU IF YOU WATCH LIFETIME MOVIES WITH ME...

3) I'LL ALWAYS HAVE THE NEW ALBUMS/MIXTAPES...NO NEED TO ASK...

4) IF WE HAVE TO LISTEN TO GUCCI AND WIZ WHEN YOU DRIVE DON'T TRY TO TURN MY SHIT OFF WHEN WE'RE IN SCARLETT...

5) I'LL ONLY ASK MY BROTHER TO FIND YOU KICKS IF YOU'RE BUYING MINE TOO :)

6) IF YOU KNOW I JUST GOT DONE WASHING MY HAIR...HANDS OFF UNTIL IT DRIES...PELO DOESNT LIKE FRIZZ...

7) FUCK WHAT YOU SAY...KANYE WEST IS YOUR FAVORITE RAPPER'S FAVORITE RAPPER #THATISALL...

8) WE WILL NEVERRRRR MATCH! CLOSEST WE CAN COME IS THE SAME NUMBER J'S...BUT YOURS BETTER BE A DIFFERENT COLOR WAY!!!

9) I...DONT...SHARE! I HOPE YOU CHOKE IF YOU TRY TO HAVE YOUR CAKE AND EAT IT TOO...

10) I'LL PRETTY MUCH GO SEE ANY MOVIE/CAN FIND SOMETHING TO EAT AT ANY RESTURANT, SO WHEN I SAY I DON'T CARE...I REALLY MEAN IT...