THE BEST SONGS YOU'VE PROBABLY NEVER EVEN HEARD...

A GREAT SONG, PERFORMED BY AN EVEN BETTER ARTIST SHOULD TAKE YOU AWAY FROM WHATEVER YOU'RE DOING AND PUT YOU WHERE THEY WANT TO BE FOR THOSE THREE MINUTES AND SOME CHANGE...

AARADHNA - SECRET LOVER

WITH A CHORUS COMPLETELY IN HINDI (WHICH ONLY ADDS TO ITS APPEAL I.M.O...) YOU DON'T HAVE TO SPEAK THE LANGUAGE TO UNDERSTAND "NOBODY CAN EVER KNOW"

J. RICE - VICTORIA SECRET MODEL 

HE STARTS THE SONG OFF LISTING HIS OWN FLAWS, BEFORE SINGING TO HIS WOMAN THAT SHE IS IT
 

CHRISTINA AGUILERA - LOVING ME FOR ME

CHRISTINA'S GORGEOUS VOICE SINGING HER LOVE FOR HER MAN OVER SENSUAL DRUMMING (?UESTLOVE) SOUNDS MORE LIKE SPOKEN WORD TO ME...
 

ESMEE - SAD SYMPHONY

JERK IS PLAYING WITH HER "HEART STRINGS" TO THE POINT WHERE SHE DOESN'T RECOGNIZE THE SONG ANYMORE...DOPE ASS EXTENDED METAPHOR

GAVIN DEGRAW - NICE TO MEET YOU ANYWAY

SEES A GIRL HE WOULD GIVE THEEE BUSINESS TO IF HE HADN'T JUST MET HIS SOULMATE, AND PROCEEDS TO LET HER DOWN NOT SO GENTLY...

KELLY ROWLAND FT TANK - THE SHOW

PRIVATE SHOW OF THE GOODS... "I'm thinking 'bout getting you tickets
front row and center so you can see the show" WHO WOULDN'T ENJOY AN EXCLUSIVE STRIP TEASE...SPEAKING OF STRIPPING...

ONE CHANCE - ENCORE

THE EPITOME OF "STRIPPER LOVE"...ASS SO NICE, HAD TO SEE HER SHAKE TWICE  <~ NOT ACTUAL WORDS IN THE SONG, I PROMISE...

FALL OUT BOY - WHAT A CATCH DONNIE

"I GOT TROUBLED THOUGHTS AND A SELF ESTEEM TO MATCH" PATRIC STUMP DRAWS YOU IN AS SOON AS HE OPEN HIS MOUTH...

WHAT IS WRONG WITH THESE 2011 AGGINS???

SO THIS GUY WHO'S TALKING TO ME....REPEAT HE'S TALKING TO ME...YOU THINK HE'D GET TIRED OF MY ONE WORD RESPONSES (YE SHRUG)...ANYWHO, WHEN I SUGGESTED WE GO TO THE MOVIES (MIND YOU THIS WOULD'VE BEEN OUR "FIRST DATE") HE SUGGESTS WE "DO SOMETHING MORE PHYSICAL" I SCREAMED...1) I ALREADY TOLD HIM I WASNT THAT TYPE...HE NEEDED TO LOOK FOR ANOTHER BITCH IF HE WANTED A BODY TO POKE 2) MY IDEA OF A FIRST DATE IS NOT SITTING ON YOUR STANK ASS SOFA WHILE YOU TRY TO PAW ALL OVER ME! (THAT'S THIRD DATE SHIT LMAO) FORREAL...I'M NOT ASKING FOR MUCH, JUST TAKE ME OUT, NOT ASKING FOR YOU TO SPEND MONEY....WE CAN WALK AROUND THE LAKE IN MY NEIGHBORHOOD FOR ALL I CARE, JUST SHOW ME THAT YOU WANT MORE FROM ME THAN A WET HOLE...