GET FAMILIAR: ASIA CRUISE

She's originally from Jacksonville FL, and signed to Hitz Committee/Jive Records. Her forthcoming album "Who Is Asia Cruise?" is planned for release sometime this year. her first single, TheCornaBoyz produced track "Selfish" peeked at number 33 on the top 40 rhythmic chart.

SELFISH


SWAGGER FT YOUNG JOC



BOYFRIEND


REWIND FT FABOLOUS

OH B.E.T.....

WARNING: THIS SHIT IS LONG...AND I'M FEELING LAZY SO THERE'S NOT GONNA BE ANY RANDOM ACTS OF COLOR ON MY WORDS (EXCEPT FOR MY CUDIBOO)...

SIGH...I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHERE TO BEGIN...FIRST OF ALL, THEY HYPED IT UP TO BE ALL ABOUT M.J. BUT THEN TURN AROUND AND GIVE THE OJ'S A BETTER TRIBUTE THAN HIM (WHERE THE FUCK WAS C BREEZE OR USHER TO SHOW OUT WHEN WE NEEDED THEM?)...I WOULDN'T HAVE BEEN UPSET IF THEY HADN'T ANGLED THE SHIT THAT IT WAS GOING TO BE ALL ABOUT MIKE...IT WAS AN OK SHOW BUT IT HAD THE POTENTIAL TO BE A LOT BETTER... MY PERSONAL HIGHLIGHTS...I SAW SCOTTIE BOO ON THE PRESHOW (STILL WAITING ON THE DATE SIR MESCUDI)... JAMIE HAD THE HOSTING ON LOCK, AND HE PERFORMED ABOUT 41 TIMES (BOTH HIM AND NE-YO)AND I DIED AT THE SKANK ROBBERS TRAILER (CAN WE PLZ GET THAT IN THEATERS!?) TREY SONGZ, JONNIE GILL, AND TYRESE KILLED AS THE OJ'S...JANET @ THE END HAD MY EYES SWEATING A LITTLE BIT...OTHER THAN THAT I WAS REALLY UNDERWHELMED AND UNINSPIRED...THE FAILS...FIRST OF ALL THEY SHOULD HAVE HAD OLD MAN CORNELIUS READ THAT PROMPTER AT REHEARSAL AND PROVIDED HIM WITH SOME TOUGH ASS READERS OR A MAGNIFYING GLASS, AND OH HOW I WISH THEY GAVE HIM THE "WRAP IT UP NIGGA" MUSIC...MR MAGOO, HAD TO HAVE GIVEN BOTH THE S-L-O-W-E-S-T AND LONNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGEEEEEESSSSSSST INTRODUCTORY SPEECH I'VE EVER HAD THE MISFORTUNE TO SIT THROUGH...I'M NOT SURE WHAT BEYONCE WAS TRYING TO DO, BUT WHILE SHE LOOKED GEORGOUS AND SOUNDED LIKE A MIXTURE BETWEEN FERGIE AND JESUS LMAO, THE SONG SHE SUNG WAS AWKWARD FOR THE MOMENT AND IF IT WAS A TRIBUTE, IT WOULD HAVE MADE A HELL OF LOT MORE SENSE TO SHOW PIX AS SHE PERFORMED (WAS I THE ONLY ONE WHO CAUGHT THAT SHE WENT INTO SARA MCLAGLIN'S ANGEL AROUND VERS 2)....AND I'M NOT EVEN GOING TO GET ON HOW MONICA STRAIGHT TOOK OVER HER LITTLE DUET WITH KESHIA COLE...I'M A WAY BACK TO MS THANG MONICA FAN, AND I PERSONALLY THINK K COLE HAS GOOD SONGS, BUT HER VOICE DOESN'T GO WELL WITH MY EARS...AND I MUST GIVE IT TO SOULJA BOY...HE GAINED MY RESPECT, NOT ONLY CAUSE I COULDN'T HELP SINGING THAT DAMN SONG, BUT IT WAS JUST HIM ON STAGE AND HE DID WAYYYYYY BETTER THAN THAT SHIT YOUNG MONEY THREW TOGETHER (PROPS TO THE BIG HOMIE DRAKE FOR STILL HOLDING IT DOWN WITH A TORN ACL N SOME MO SHIT)...MY CONCLUSION, IT WAS ENTERTAINING, BUT I THINK THAT THE MTV VIDEO AWARDS MIGHT TAKE IT AS AWARDS OF THE YEAR (DON'T QUOTE ME, IT COULD VERY WELL BE AS WHACKTASTIC AS THE MOVIE AWARDS)

*COVER ART*

READY FOR THE WORLD EDITION...LOL, SIMPLY CAUSE I CAN....

*LOVE YOU DOWN*

READY FOR THE WORLD

INOJ


HOUSTON


ELIAS

*OH SHEILA*

R4TW


J-HOLIDAY

*TONIGHT*

R4TW

TREY SONGZ

R.I.P...

Michael Jackson might have been grossly misunderstood and in his later years his personal situations and legal woes may have out-shadowed the man that was, but nobody could take away the major role he played in shaping pop culture as we know it today. Not even a week ago I was watching the Jackson 5 movie i asked myself was all the hype surrounding MJ justified...then i remembered that one of the first video's i can remember watching was thriller (even though it scared the shit out of me) and i know i was not the only one trying to moon walk (then ended up sliding around in my socks when I accepted the fact that I couldn't do it) and i know i can pop in a home video my dad taped at all the random ass family functions and hear a MJ or J5 song play... You can not name one entertainer today that were not influenced by him and you can see it in every performance...Michael Jackson, King Of Pop, Visionary, My Favorite Entertainer's Favorite Entertainer.....YOU WILL BE MISSED

♫♪ Like A Comet

Blazing 'Cross The Evening Sky

Gone Too Soon

Like A Rainbow

Fading In The Twinkling Of An Eye

Gone Too Soon

Shiny And Sparkly

And Splendidly Bright

Here One Day

Gone One Night

Like The Loss Of Sunlight

On A Cloudy Afternoon

Gone Too Soon

Like A Castle

Built Upon A Sandy Beach

Gone Too Soon

Like A Perfect Flower

That Is Just Beyond Your Reach

Gone Too Soon

Born To Amuse, To Inspire, To Delight

Here One Day

Gone One Night

Like A Sunset

Dying With The Rising Of The Moon

Gone Too Soon♫♪

MICHAEL JACKSON - GONE TOO SOON

LMAO

FIRST OF ALL, HOMEGIRL SHOULDN'T HAVE HOPPED HER ASS ON THAT POLE IF SHE KNEW SHE WASN'T READY FOR A HANDS ON LESSON, AND SHE KNOW'S SHE'S NOT GONNA GET ANOTHER FREE CLASS TRYING TO FIGHT HER INSTRUCTOR....

ELMO'S A PIMP!

STOP! HAMMERTIME...PT2

LMAO I SAW THE FIRST ONE OVER @ MY GIRL SKY BOOGIE'S BLOG A Peek Into My Mind CLICK THAT) AND LAUGHED MY ASS OFF...I'M GONNA TRY TO GET THEM DOWN HERE ASAP...

PARADISO GIRLS - PATRON TEQUILA FT LIL JON AND EVE

LOL...DON'T ASK, THIS IS MY GET RIGHT BEFORE THE PARTY/CLUB SONG


*BONUS COVER ART*

KERI HILSON - HEY GIRL FT LIL JON AND T-PAIN

DON'T FUCK WITH THE RIAA...

Two years ago, Jamie Thomas-Rasset went to trial and was ordered to pay $222,000 by a jury for pirating 24 songs. The judge in the first case declared a mistrial because of some juror mistake. Instead of settling like the 30,000-plus others the RIAA has sued or threatened to sue for copyright infringement, Thomas-Rasset opted for a new trial . In the previous trial, she testified a file-sharing hack or crack hijacked her WiFi connection, even though she didn’t have a WiFi router. This time, she testified that her children might have used her computer to file share on Kazaa. The new Minneapolis jury didn’t buy her latest version of events and she was found guilty and fined $80,000 a track (1.9 MILLIE!). Under the Copyright Act, juries can award damages of up to $150,000 per pilfered track. About $3,500 is the average payment in the thousands of RIAA cases that settled out of court.

GET FAMILIAR; RAY LAVENDER

RAY “Ray-L” LAVENDER IS AN R&B ARTIST FROM ATLANTA GA, SIGNED TO GEFFEN/KONLIVE RECORDS
HIS SELF TITLED DEBUT ALBUM IS SLATED TO DROP LATER THIS YEAR....

MY GIRL'S GOT A GIRLFRIEND


STAY


SAY IT



OFFICIAL SITE
MYSPACE

SMH...POOR LIL TINK-TINK LMAO

*CLICK ON THE PIC SO YOU CAN MAKE IT BIGGER AND EASIER TO READ*




BASICALLY, THE FAMILY WANTED TO HIRE LIL' WAYNE TO PERFORM @ THEIR SON'S 16TH BIRTHDAY PARTY, BUT HIS SCHEDULE COULDN'T PERMIT IT...SO INSTEAD OF TRYING TO FIND OUT WHO ELSE "LIL TIMMY" LIKES, THEY DECIDE THAT SINCE HE'S BLIND ANYWAY, THEY CAN GET JUST ANYBODY WHO SOUNDS LIKE WAYNE...SOME PEOPLE JUST MAKE ME SAD :(

TRUE BLOOD SEASON TWO!

TRUE BLOOD;




ONE OF MY FAVORITE NEW SHOWS LAST YEAR RETURNED TONIGHT...TOO BAD I DON'T HAVE HBO...ITS COOL THOUGH. BECAUSE I DEFINITELY KNOW WHERE I CAN STREAM IT ONLINE


SEASON 1 RECAP

SEASON 2 TRAILER

I WILL STALK YOU, BUT ONLY WITH YOUR PERMISSION BOO

DISCLAIMER: I AM NOT NOW STALKING, NOR HAVE I EVER HAVE/WILL STALK ANYBODY, SO PLEASE DON'T TAKE ANY OF MY SHIT SERIOUSLY...




THAT BEING SAID, DEAR MR. SCOTT RAMON SEGURO MESCUDI...I LOVE YOU...LMAO J/P...NO REALLY SCOTTIE BOO, WHEN ARE WE GONNA GO OUT ON A DATE?...

Nike Hypermax "McFly"...the best sneaker i'll never own :(

THIS NIKE HYPERMAX SNEAKER USES THE COLORWAY INSPIRED BY THE AIR MAG'S THAT MICHAEL J. FOX'S CHARACTER, MARTY MCFLY WORE IN THE BACK TO THE FUTURE MOVIES....BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE...




THEY GLOW IN THE DARK!!!!!!




IT'S TOO BAD THEY WON'T BE IN MY SIZE (DAMN YOU MIDDLE-NORMAL FOOTED PEOPLE!) , AND THEY'LL PROBABLY COST WAY MORE THAN I'M TRYNA SPEND...

CUTICLE CRACK...

NOW FIRST OF ALL LET ME SAY THAT I AM NOT A LICENSED COSMETOLOGIST...EVEN THOUGH I COMPLETED MY 1500 HOURS...EVERY SCALP IS DIFFERENT, SO I KNOW WHAT WORKS FOR ME MAY NOT BE IDEAL FOR YOU, BUT I FIGURED I'D SHARE ANYWAY...LOL SO MY NAME IS TENTATIVE, BUT THE PRODUCT WORKS ALL THE SAME...MY HAIR IS NATURAL (IT WILL BE TWO YEARS W/O A RELAXER IN AUG!) AND I WANTED SOMETHING THAT WOULD GIVE MY CURLS MORE DEFINITION AND SHINE, SO I CONCOTED THIS LEAVE-IN. AND NOTICED THAT NOT ONLY DID IT DEFINE MY CORKSCREWS, BUT IT CUT SOME OF THE SHRINKAGE THAT WILL OCCUR AS THE HAIR DRIES. CUTICLE CRACK IS SIMPLY SOMETHING I THREW TOGETHER IN MY KITCHEN ONE DAY WHEN I HEARD THAT HONEY + LEMON WAS GOOD ALL NATURAL INGREDIENTS FOR YOUR HAIR. ...NOW I'M NOT EVEN GOING TO LIE, I DON'T MEASURE A DAMN THING, I JUST POUR UNTIL I THINK IT LOOKS GOOD, BUT I CAN ASSIST YOU ON THE RIGHT PORTIONS FOR WHAT YOU WANT TO ACHIEVE...IN A CUP I MIX EQUAL PARTS HONEY (I HAVE USED BOTH RAW HONEY STILL ON THE COMB...DON'T ASK HOW I GOT IT LOL, AND STORE-BROUGHT HONEY AND BOTH GAVE ME GOOD RESULTS) AND LEMON (I HAVE ONLY USED BOTTLED LEMON JUICE, BUT I WOULD THINK FRESH LEMONS WOULD SERVE THE SAME PURPOSE) NOW MIX IN A LITTLE OLIVE OIL (1/4 OF THE SINGLE HONEY/LEMON PORTION SIZE YOU USED) I DIDN'T HAVE A PROBLEM WITH THE FEEL OF JUST THE LEMON AND HONEY ON MY HAIR, BUT I FIGURED I WOULD ADD A LITTLE OIL FOR MY SCALP...NOW I USUALLY APPLY THIS IN THE SHOWER AFTER I'VE SHAMPOO'D BECAUSE I LIKE TO MIX IT IN WITH WARM WATER...DO NOT GET IT IN YOUR EYES! REMEMBER, IT HAS LEMON JUICE IN IT AND IT WILL STING LIKE A BITCH (TRUST ME, AND MY RIGHT EYE)...LEAVE IT IN, AND LET DRY...

*COVER ART* COME AND TALK TO ME

TODAY IT'S BOTH JODECI AND MARIO WITH "COME AND TALK TO ME"

JODECI

MARIO

GET FAMILIAR: REAL MUSIC IS NOT PLAYED ON THE RADIO...

ASIDE FROM THE FEW DJ'S THAT ACTUALLY LOVE WHAT THEY DO AND MY COLLEGE RADIO STATION (THAT PLAYS ALBUM CUTS AND B-SIDES,) RADIO HAS BECOME REDUNDANT TO ME...BUT DIGRESS, I'M NOT POSTING THIS TO SLAM THE MONOPOLY THAT USED TO BE GOOD LISTENING, I'M GOING TO INTRODUCE YOU TO ARTISTS YOU SHOULD BE HEARING...FIRST UP IS TYNISHA KELI....


TYNISHA IS AN R&B ARTISTS FROM NEW BEDFORD MASS. SIGNED TO WARNER BROS. RECORDS




I LOVE HER "TURNED NOTHING INTO SOMETHING" STORY AND THE EMOTION SHE PUTS IN EVERY SONG...HER DEBUT ALBUM, "The Chronicles Of TK" (Japanese Version) WAS RELEASED ON ITUNES ON APRIL 20, 2009

HERE ARE SOME OF MY FAVORITE TRACKS FROM HER...

WORK IT OUT


CONVERSATIONS WITH GOD


I WISH YOU LOVED ME

TYNISHA'S MYSPACE

WEB-SITE

COONTASTICAL FUCKTASTIFICATION...

THIS IS ONE REASON WHY BLACK PEOPLE WON'T WIN...I REBUKE THE MUSIC AND THE HIDEOUS DANCE

STU'S SONG...

LMAO I CAN'T EVEN BEGIN TO EXPLAIN HOW INSANE AND GENUIS THE HANGOVER IS....IT'S EASILY THE FUNNIEST HEAP OF AGGINTASTICLY IGNORANT SHYT I'VE EVER SEEN...

I'LL TAKE ONE TO GO PLEASE...

NOW I DON'T USUALLY GO FOR BLAZERS (PROLLY CAUSE OF THE EXTRA LIL' SIDE MEAT ON MY FEET) SIGH, SO WHAT IF GENETICS BLESSED ME WITH A TINY CHUNKY FOOT...I HAVE AN AFFINITY FOR DENIM AND WAT BETTER WAY TO COORDINATE WITH MY DENIM BAG AND FAVORITE PAIR OF ROC JEANS (MUSHROOM BELT, MUSHROOM SOCKS) THAN WITH THESE, THEY'RE WAY TOO PLAIN FOR ME THOUGH, SO BEFORE I WEAR THEM I'M GONNA HAVE TO THROW IN SOME COLORED LACES AND GET SOMEBODY TO DO SOME FLYY ASS ART SHIT ON THEM...

*COVER ART*

...SIMPLY BECAUSE I HAVE A HANDFUL OF SONGS THAT ARE THE SAME TRACK PREFORMED BY DIFFERENT ARTISTS...YOU DECIDE WHO DID IT BETTER...FIRST UP IS BOTH JOHNTA AUSTIN AND TREY SONGZ WITH "I NEED A GIRL"...

TREY

JOHNTA

MY NEXT TATTOO

um i'm definitely getting this, i just don't know where yet...maybe behind my ear

I WANT ONE...NOW!

the new Palm Pre from Sprint...






it runs on a never before used Palm® webOS™ operating system, has a Touch screen AND a full slide out QWERTY keyboard...all the capabilities of other sprint smart phones (Gps, TV, E-mail, wi-fi, bluetooth) you can use any standard stereo headphones to listen to your music... it has a 3 megapixel camera with flash, and all of your contacts (from your phone and social networks) are integrated as as well as your messages (im's, Texts)...last but not least; the Activity cards...they allow you to keep multiple apps open and move easily between them. the Pre thinks of apps as activity cards, and lets you flip through them, move them around, or throw them away off screen.


*let me apologize to my friends, because all they've had to hear for months is about how I'm gonna cop the Palm Pre when it drops TOMORROW...unfortunately this is NOT GOING DOWN!* first of all, even if i was elligible for a 2 year upgrade (which i'm not until like 2045) it would be $299 before the mail in rebate....i don't even want to think about what it's gonna cost in full, best buy has it @ like $850...so it looks like my only hope of getting one of these jawns in my hand is if i happen to come across one on e-bay or craigslist...smh...

ALLOW ME TO RE-INTRODUCE MYSELF...

My name is Kyra...K-to the...smh, if my name doesn't fit in a gotdamn thing! sigh... i'm Ms.K one half of "the world according to us" @ bloggageweonit...this is my random ass blog about random ass shit...I'd like to think of myself as quick and witty, but sometimes my quick is hella slow and my witty comes off as sarcasm, so fuck it all...my mother instilled in me an extensive vernacular both filled with Polysyllabic locution (that i may not always be able to spell), and aggaintastic niggashyt...yes i can find more adequate words to replace the profanity...and i can type without the millions of elipses...but i'd rather not...so strap you're ass in, shut the fuck up, and go on this ride with me...