SIGH...I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHERE TO BEGIN...FIRST OF ALL, THEY HYPED IT UP TO BE ALL ABOUT M.J. BUT THEN TURN AROUND AND GIVE THE OJ'S A BETTER TRIBUTE THAN HIM (WHERE THE FUCK WAS C BREEZE OR USHER TO SHOW OUT WHEN WE NEEDED THEM?)...I WOULDN'T HAVE BEEN UPSET IF THEY HADN'T ANGLED THE SHIT THAT IT WAS GOING TO BE ALL ABOUT MIKE...IT WAS AN OK SHOW BUT IT HAD THE POTENTIAL TO BE A LOT BETTER... MY PERSONAL HIGHLIGHTS...I SAW SCOTTIE BOO ON THE PRESHOW (STILL WAITING ON THE DATE SIR MESCUDI)... JAMIE HAD THE HOSTING ON LOCK, AND HE PERFORMED ABOUT 41 TIMES (BOTH HIM AND NE-YO)AND I DIED AT THE SKANK ROBBERS TRAILER (CAN WE PLZ GET THAT IN THEATERS!?) TREY SONGZ, JONNIE GILL, AND TYRESE KILLED AS THE OJ'S...JANET @ THE END HAD MY EYES SWEATING A LITTLE BIT...OTHER THAN THAT I WAS REALLY UNDERWHELMED AND UNINSPIRED...THE FAILS...FIRST OF ALL THEY SHOULD HAVE HAD OLD MAN CORNELIUS READ THAT PROMPTER AT REHEARSAL AND PROVIDED HIM WITH SOME TOUGH ASS READERS OR A MAGNIFYING GLASS, AND OH HOW I WISH THEY GAVE HIM THE "WRAP IT UP NIGGA" MUSIC...MR MAGOO, HAD TO HAVE GIVEN BOTH THE S-L-O-W-E-S-T AND LONNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGEEEEEESSSSSSST INTRODUCTORY SPEECH I'VE EVER HAD THE MISFORTUNE TO SIT THROUGH...I'M NOT SURE WHAT BEYONCE WAS TRYING TO DO, BUT WHILE SHE LOOKED GEORGOUS AND SOUNDED LIKE A MIXTURE BETWEEN FERGIE AND JESUS LMAO, THE SONG SHE SUNG WAS AWKWARD FOR THE MOMENT AND IF IT WAS A TRIBUTE, IT WOULD HAVE MADE A HELL OF LOT MORE SENSE TO SHOW PIX AS SHE PERFORMED (WAS I THE ONLY ONE WHO CAUGHT THAT SHE WENT INTO SARA MCLAGLIN'S ANGEL AROUND VERS 2)....AND I'M NOT EVEN GOING TO GET ON HOW MONICA STRAIGHT TOOK OVER HER LITTLE DUET WITH KESHIA COLE...I'M A WAY BACK TO MS THANG MONICA FAN, AND I PERSONALLY THINK K COLE HAS GOOD SONGS, BUT HER VOICE DOESN'T GO WELL WITH MY EARS...AND I MUST GIVE IT TO SOULJA BOY...HE GAINED MY RESPECT, NOT ONLY CAUSE I COULDN'T HELP SINGING THAT DAMN SONG, BUT IT WAS JUST HIM ON STAGE AND HE DID WAYYYYYY BETTER THAN THAT SHIT YOUNG MONEY THREW TOGETHER (PROPS TO THE BIG HOMIE DRAKE FOR STILL HOLDING IT DOWN WITH A TORN ACL N SOME MO SHIT)...MY CONCLUSION, IT WAS ENTERTAINING, BUT I THINK THAT THE MTV VIDEO AWARDS MIGHT TAKE IT AS AWARDS OF THE YEAR (DON'T QUOTE ME, IT COULD VERY WELL BE AS WHACKTASTIC AS THE MOVIE AWARDS)
Jun 29, 2009
OH B.E.T.....
WARNING: THIS SHIT IS LONG...AND I'M FEELING LAZY SO THERE'S NOT GONNA BE ANY RANDOM ACTS OF COLOR ON MY WORDS (EXCEPT FOR MY CUDIBOO)...
SIGH...I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHERE TO BEGIN...FIRST OF ALL, THEY HYPED IT UP TO BE ALL ABOUT M.J. BUT THEN TURN AROUND AND GIVE THE OJ'S A BETTER TRIBUTE THAN HIM (WHERE THE FUCK WAS C BREEZE OR USHER TO SHOW OUT WHEN WE NEEDED THEM?)...I WOULDN'T HAVE BEEN UPSET IF THEY HADN'T ANGLED THE SHIT THAT IT WAS GOING TO BE ALL ABOUT MIKE...IT WAS AN OK SHOW BUT IT HAD THE POTENTIAL TO BE A LOT BETTER... MY PERSONAL HIGHLIGHTS...I SAW SCOTTIE BOO ON THE PRESHOW (STILL WAITING ON THE DATE SIR MESCUDI)... JAMIE HAD THE HOSTING ON LOCK, AND HE PERFORMED ABOUT 41 TIMES (BOTH HIM AND NE-YO)AND I DIED AT THE SKANK ROBBERS TRAILER (CAN WE PLZ GET THAT IN THEATERS!?) TREY SONGZ, JONNIE GILL, AND TYRESE KILLED AS THE OJ'S...JANET @ THE END HAD MY EYES SWEATING A LITTLE BIT...OTHER THAN THAT I WAS REALLY UNDERWHELMED AND UNINSPIRED...THE FAILS...FIRST OF ALL THEY SHOULD HAVE HAD OLD MAN CORNELIUS READ THAT PROMPTER AT REHEARSAL AND PROVIDED HIM WITH SOME TOUGH ASS READERS OR A MAGNIFYING GLASS, AND OH HOW I WISH THEY GAVE HIM THE "WRAP IT UP NIGGA" MUSIC...MR MAGOO, HAD TO HAVE GIVEN BOTH THE S-L-O-W-E-S-T AND LONNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGEEEEEESSSSSSST INTRODUCTORY SPEECH I'VE EVER HAD THE MISFORTUNE TO SIT THROUGH...I'M NOT SURE WHAT BEYONCE WAS TRYING TO DO, BUT WHILE SHE LOOKED GEORGOUS AND SOUNDED LIKE A MIXTURE BETWEEN FERGIE AND JESUS LMAO, THE SONG SHE SUNG WAS AWKWARD FOR THE MOMENT AND IF IT WAS A TRIBUTE, IT WOULD HAVE MADE A HELL OF LOT MORE SENSE TO SHOW PIX AS SHE PERFORMED (WAS I THE ONLY ONE WHO CAUGHT THAT SHE WENT INTO SARA MCLAGLIN'S ANGEL AROUND VERS 2)....AND I'M NOT EVEN GOING TO GET ON HOW MONICA STRAIGHT TOOK OVER HER LITTLE DUET WITH KESHIA COLE...I'M A WAY BACK TO MS THANG MONICA FAN, AND I PERSONALLY THINK K COLE HAS GOOD SONGS, BUT HER VOICE DOESN'T GO WELL WITH MY EARS...AND I MUST GIVE IT TO SOULJA BOY...HE GAINED MY RESPECT, NOT ONLY CAUSE I COULDN'T HELP SINGING THAT DAMN SONG, BUT IT WAS JUST HIM ON STAGE AND HE DID WAYYYYYY BETTER THAN THAT SHIT YOUNG MONEY THREW TOGETHER (PROPS TO THE BIG HOMIE DRAKE FOR STILL HOLDING IT DOWN WITH A TORN ACL N SOME MO SHIT)...MY CONCLUSION, IT WAS ENTERTAINING, BUT I THINK THAT THE MTV VIDEO AWARDS MIGHT TAKE IT AS AWARDS OF THE YEAR (DON'T QUOTE ME, IT COULD VERY WELL BE AS WHACKTASTIC AS THE MOVIE AWARDS)
SIGH...I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHERE TO BEGIN...FIRST OF ALL, THEY HYPED IT UP TO BE ALL ABOUT M.J. BUT THEN TURN AROUND AND GIVE THE OJ'S A BETTER TRIBUTE THAN HIM (WHERE THE FUCK WAS C BREEZE OR USHER TO SHOW OUT WHEN WE NEEDED THEM?)...I WOULDN'T HAVE BEEN UPSET IF THEY HADN'T ANGLED THE SHIT THAT IT WAS GOING TO BE ALL ABOUT MIKE...IT WAS AN OK SHOW BUT IT HAD THE POTENTIAL TO BE A LOT BETTER... MY PERSONAL HIGHLIGHTS...I SAW SCOTTIE BOO ON THE PRESHOW (STILL WAITING ON THE DATE SIR MESCUDI)... JAMIE HAD THE HOSTING ON LOCK, AND HE PERFORMED ABOUT 41 TIMES (BOTH HIM AND NE-YO)AND I DIED AT THE SKANK ROBBERS TRAILER (CAN WE PLZ GET THAT IN THEATERS!?) TREY SONGZ, JONNIE GILL, AND TYRESE KILLED AS THE OJ'S...JANET @ THE END HAD MY EYES SWEATING A LITTLE BIT...OTHER THAN THAT I WAS REALLY UNDERWHELMED AND UNINSPIRED...THE FAILS...FIRST OF ALL THEY SHOULD HAVE HAD OLD MAN CORNELIUS READ THAT PROMPTER AT REHEARSAL AND PROVIDED HIM WITH SOME TOUGH ASS READERS OR A MAGNIFYING GLASS, AND OH HOW I WISH THEY GAVE HIM THE "WRAP IT UP NIGGA" MUSIC...MR MAGOO, HAD TO HAVE GIVEN BOTH THE S-L-O-W-E-S-T AND LONNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGEEEEEESSSSSSST INTRODUCTORY SPEECH I'VE EVER HAD THE MISFORTUNE TO SIT THROUGH...I'M NOT SURE WHAT BEYONCE WAS TRYING TO DO, BUT WHILE SHE LOOKED GEORGOUS AND SOUNDED LIKE A MIXTURE BETWEEN FERGIE AND JESUS LMAO, THE SONG SHE SUNG WAS AWKWARD FOR THE MOMENT AND IF IT WAS A TRIBUTE, IT WOULD HAVE MADE A HELL OF LOT MORE SENSE TO SHOW PIX AS SHE PERFORMED (WAS I THE ONLY ONE WHO CAUGHT THAT SHE WENT INTO SARA MCLAGLIN'S ANGEL AROUND VERS 2)....AND I'M NOT EVEN GOING TO GET ON HOW MONICA STRAIGHT TOOK OVER HER LITTLE DUET WITH KESHIA COLE...I'M A WAY BACK TO MS THANG MONICA FAN, AND I PERSONALLY THINK K COLE HAS GOOD SONGS, BUT HER VOICE DOESN'T GO WELL WITH MY EARS...AND I MUST GIVE IT TO SOULJA BOY...HE GAINED MY RESPECT, NOT ONLY CAUSE I COULDN'T HELP SINGING THAT DAMN SONG, BUT IT WAS JUST HIM ON STAGE AND HE DID WAYYYYYY BETTER THAN THAT SHIT YOUNG MONEY THREW TOGETHER (PROPS TO THE BIG HOMIE DRAKE FOR STILL HOLDING IT DOWN WITH A TORN ACL N SOME MO SHIT)...MY CONCLUSION, IT WAS ENTERTAINING, BUT I THINK THAT THE MTV VIDEO AWARDS MIGHT TAKE IT AS AWARDS OF THE YEAR (DON'T QUOTE ME, IT COULD VERY WELL BE AS WHACKTASTIC AS THE MOVIE AWARDS)
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AWARD SHOW COVERAGE,
I ONLY HALFWAY STAN,
WWJD...
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