COVER ART... BRANDY

I ♥ BRANDY!

BETCHA

BRANDY


MEGAN ROCHELL

DECISIONS

DUET WITH NE-YO


NE-YO ALONE

ESCAPE

BRANDY


KILEY DEAN

THE BOY IS MINE

DUET WITH MONICA


BENI FT TYNISHA KELI

PAINO MAN

BRANDY


RAVAUGHN

SUPREME

BRANDY

JOHNTA AUSTIN

ROCK WITH YOU

BRANDY FT HEAVY D.



M.J.

LMAO...BEN AFFLECK TARGET SKIT ON SNL

target lady



I KNOW THE VIDEO IS LOW QUALITY, BUT ITS THE BEST ONLY ONE I COULD FIND...THIS IS FROM HIS APPEARANCE ON NOVEMBER 1ST 2008, BUT I JUST SAW THE EPISODE TONIGHT, AND I LAUGHED UNTIL I CRIED...I DIDN'T EXPECT THAT FROM HIM... "ON THE MIC I DO CALL MYSELF SIR, CUMFERENCE..." *DEAD*

TRAILER PARK...

I GOTTA SEE THIS SHIT..."LAW ABIDING CITIZEN," STARS JAMIE FOXX AND GERARD BUTLER AND IS IN THEATERS OCTOBER 16...

STILL WATERS...

I wish I could write you some deep shit, some dope have you thinking for hours type of shit
I wish I could be on some “son you are my sun, let me be your mother earth” shit
I wish I could lace you with some shit you don’t hear everyday, some "your eyes are bottomless pits to your soul and i want to spend infinity drowning in the ecstasy" shit
I wish I was prolific and profound because I know you dig that shit
I wish I could tell you that the mere reflection of you evokes swarms of butterflies soaring through my abdominal cavity, but shit, that’s not me
I know I may not generate vivid pictures with my words, or have metaphorical ways
But, I’m certain if I give it some thought, I could pen you some deep shit for days...

REALLY KFC?

FIRST OF ALL IDK WHY I'M SO PISSED ABOUT THIS (I WON'T EVER BE PARTAKING IN THIS "DEATH IN A BOX" SHIT), BUT THIS MONSTROSITY OF A MEAL THEY'RE MARKETING; THE "DOUBLE DOWN SANDWICH" (WHICH FEATURES TWO PIECES OF BACON AND TWO SLISEC OF CHESE SMOTHERED WITH COLONEL'S SAUCE WITH 2 FRIED CHICKEN PATTIES AS BUNS) IS ABSOLUTELY RIDICULOUS...

NOW WHEN I FISRT SAW IT ON THIS IS WHY YOU'RE FAT I JUST KNEW IT WAS FAKE (YOU WON'T BELIEVE THE SHIT PEOPLE ACTUALLY MAKE, AND EAT) BUT THE WRITE UP I SAW OVER AT FOOD GEEKERY HAS ME ALMOST CONVINCED (I'M HOLDING OUT FOR HOPE THAT IT'S A HUGE HOAX) THAT THE PEOPLE OVER AT KFC ARE REALLY SERIOUS ABOUT THIS SHIT...
YOU CAN CATCH THE COMMERCIAL FOR THE SANDWICH AND AN ACTUAL RECEIPT FROM A PURCHASE OF THE MEAL OVER @ FG...SMH...THE FIRST THING I THOUGHT ABOUT WAS THE BOONDOCK'S "ITIS" EPISODE...BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT'S COMIN NEXT...A CONGLOMERATE OF KRISPY KREME AND BURGER KING TO CREATE "THE LUTHER BURGER"
The Boondocks- The Itis

*SO THIS IS WHAT CRACK MUST TASTE LIKE*

JAY-Z FT RIHANNA AND KANYE - RUN THIS TOWN

FISRT OFF LET ME SAY THAT I ABSOLUTELY LOVE THIS VIDEO, ITS NOTHING STUNNING AS FAR AS STUNTS AND EFFECTS GO AND THAT'S ONE OF THE REASONS WHY I LIKE IT SO MUCH...IT'S EXACTLY WHAT I PICTURED WHEN I HEARD THE SONG...THE THREE OF THEM RULING OVER A HOOD ARMY IN A RAMDOM TUNNEL DRESSED IN ALL BLACK....ITS ONE OF THESE INSTANCES WHERE LESS IS DEFINITELY MORE...AND I HAVE TO ADMIT ALTHOUGH I H8 TO LIKE RIHANNA, THE SONG WOULDN'T HAVE WORKED WITH ANYBODY ELSE, AND SHE DID LOOK RATHER FIERCE IN THE VIDEO...

PET PEEVES

WHILE DOING SOME SOUL SEARCHING TODAY (LOL) … I CAME TO THE CONCLUSION THAT I MAY BE BORDERLINE OCD (IF THAT’S EVEN THE CORRECT SELF-DIAGNOSIS) , SIMPLY BECAUSE A LOT OF SHIT GETS ON MY NERVES, AND ITS NOT EVEN SERIOUS THINGS..HERE ARE JUST A FEW OF MY HANG-UPS…

· I HATE STUPID PEOPLE…DON’T GET ME WRONG I’M NO GENIUS MYSELF (BORDERLINE GENUIS IS WHAT MY IQ TESTS SAY LMAO), BUT COME ON EVEN IF I CAN’T NAME ALL OF THE 50 STATES WITHOUT SUFFERING A MILD ANUERISM…I DO KNOW THAT PUERTO RICO ISN’T ONE OF THEM…

· I GET SERIOUSLY OFFENDED IF PEOPLE DON’T LIKE THE MUSIC I’M LISTENING TO…AS IF I WAS THE PERFORMER…

· I CAN’T STAND WHEN MY FAMILY GOES INTO THE FRIDGE STRAIGHT FROM OUTSIDE, WITHOUT WASHING THEIR HANDS…DON’T ASK

· I HATE WHEN I PLAY NEW MUSIC FOR MY FRIENDS AND THEY TURN THEIR FACES UP AT IT OR HALF LISTEN TO IT, AND THEN COME TO ME WHEN THE HEAR IT ON THE RADIO WEEKS LATER TO SEE IF I HAVE IT

· I HAVE A HABIT OF WATCHING TO SEE IF PEOPLE WASH THEIR HANDS AFTER THEY GO TO THE BATHROOM… (ITS FUCKIN SICK I KNOW,) BUT I’M SOMEWHAT OF A GERMAPHOBE…

· THAT BEING SAID…IT MAKES ME SICK TO MY STOMACH WHEN PEOPLE DON’T WASH AFTER…IT MAKES ME WANT TO SCREAM “DON’T TOUCH ME OR MY SHIT!”

· I CANNOT STAND 95% OF THE SHIT THEY PLAY ON MOST RADIO STATIONS…ONLY BECAUSE I KNOW WHAT I’M ROCKING TO IS SOOOO MUCH BETTER

· I HATE WHEN PEOPLE SAY THEY’RE GOING TO DO SOMETHING AND DON’T DO IT, ESPECIALLY SINCE I TRY TO GO OUT MY WAY FOR THEM AND DO WHAT THE HELL I SAID I WAS GOING TO TO…

· I CANNOT STAND THE SOUND OF MY OWN VOICE (EVEN THOUGH I’VE BEEN TOLD A MILLION TIMES ITS NICE)…LMAO IDK HOW PEOPLE HOLD VERBAL CONVERSATIONS WITH ME, IF I WERE THEM I WOULD BE LIKE “YO TEXT ME SON…”

· I HAVE TO SIT BEHIND THE DRIVER IF I’M FORCED TO RIDE IN THE BACK…IF I’M NOT ON THE LEFT SIDE WE AIN’T GOING NOWHERE…

· I’M TOO DAMN NICE (BUT I’M LEARNING HOW TO SAY NO…AND FUCK YOU)…WITH THE SERIOUS LIFESTYLE CHANGES I’VE BEEN DOING AS FAR AS THE MY “OUTSIDE” IS CONCERNED, I FIGURED IT WAS TIME TO SLOWLY BUT SURELY WORK ON MY “INSIDE” TOO…

I WANT A F@$&*# REALITY SHOW!

T-PAIN FT. MUSIQ, RAHEEM DEVAUGHN, AND JAY LYRIQ - REALITY SHOW

LMAO...NOW I CAN ADMIT THAT WHEN EVERYBODY AND THEY MAMA STARTED GETTING SHOWS I THOUGHT IT WAS WACK AS SHIT, BUT I'VE COME TO THE REALIZATION THAT ME + MY DYSFUNCTIONAL FAMILY, AND EVEN MORE DYSFUNCTIONAL ASS FRIENDS WOULD HAVE ONE ENTERTAINING ASS SHOW, AN INSTANT HIT...

COVER ART... THE STUPID THINGS

R&B SINGER TREY SONGZ TOOK A SHOT AT ROBIN THICKE'S "THE STUPID THINGS" AND SURPRISINGLY KILLED IT (IN A GOOD WAY TOO)... THIS IS FROM THICKE'S REAL FIRST ALBUM "A BEAUTIFUL WORLD"


THICKE






SONGZ

OH...EMMMM...GEEEE....

SIGH....*BRANDON HINES OH HOW I LOVE YOU*....NOT ONLY CAN THE MAN SING HIS @$$ OFF, BUT HE GETS MAJOR PROPS FOR NOT BUTCHERING MAXWELL'S "PRETTY WINGS" ONE OF MY NOW ALL TIME FAVORITES...

DEMO ART...NE-YO

LOL IT TOOK ME DOING 247248 OF THESE POSTS TO REALIZE THAT SOME OF THE SAME SONGS I HAD WERE "COVERS", AND ALOT ARE JUST "DEMOS" FROM THE WRITER...THAT BEING SAID, IM PRETTY SURE THERE'S MORE THAN THESE FEW SONGS FROM NE-YO, BUT THIS WAS ALL I BOTHERED TO COLLECT...

TAKE A BOW

NE-YO


RIHANNA

HURRY UP

NE-YO

FRANKIE J

CAN'T STAND THE RAIN

NE-YO


JENNIFER HUDSON

SINGLE

NE-YO

NEW KIDS ON THE BLOCK -

RANDOM RANTING pt 2

why is it that my "friends" ; the very same people who are supposed to be in my corner during all of my lifestyle changes, are the main people trying to discourage me or trying to change my mind about WLS... first of all, these few have NEVER BEEN BIG, and they damn sure didn't have to grow up heavy for 10 + years...so when they say "just change your diet and exercise" like thats gonna get my fat ass on somebody's track and run miles (HELLO IF I COULD DO IT ON MY OWN, DO YOU THINK I WOULD BE HAVING MY STOMACH ALL CHOPPED AND SCREWED?) , or my favorite "you're cute this size, you'll be funny looking smaller"...yeah the diabetes, high blood pressure, and heart disease that runs in BOTH sides of my family is real cute...i'm no longer content with being the funny, witty, and quick big girl, the girl with "such a pretty face", or the timid, demur doormat...they need to get with it or get lost...its time for me to discover who's really rooting for me to be healthy and who isn't...