Nov 30, 2010

DO'S AND DON'TS OF EFF'N WITH ME...

FIGURED YALL NEEDED A MANUAL CAUSE Y'ALL OBVIOUSLY STILL DON'T GET IT...

DO

CALL ME ANYTIME IF YOU HAVE A SERIOUS EMERGENCY

LET ME KNOW WHEN I'M WRONG (EVEN THOUGH WE ALL KNOW THIS NEVER HAPPENS)

HIT ME UP FROM TIME TO TIME, LET ME KNOW YOU'RE STILL BREATHING N SHIT

LISTEN TO WHAT I SAY...I SPEAKS THE TRUTH LMAO

ASK MY OPINION OR ASK ME FOR ADVICE IF YOU'RE ACTUALLY GOING TO USE IT

RECIPROCATE MY SHOULDER TO CRY ON/EAR TO TALK OFF...I NEED TO VENT JUST AS MUCH AS YOU DO...

READ MY FUCKIN BLOG! (THERE I SAID IT) I DON'T KNOW HOW MANY PEOPLE I CALL MY BFF'S THAT GET ONLINE EVERYDAY AND CANT CLICK ON MY URL!

LOVE ME
 
DON'T

TEXT ME AT 4 IN THE GOTDAYUM MORNING TALKIN' BOUT "WHAT YOU DOING?" WHY THE HELL AREN'T YOU SLEEPING!

ASK ME OUT KNOWING YOU HAVE NO INTENTIONS ON ACTUALLY GOING ANYWHERE

SAY YOU'RE GONNA DO SOMETHING AND DON'T DO IT (MY BIGGEST PET PEEVE)

INSIST THAT I'M WRONG, WHEN YOU WOULDN'T KNOW THE TRUTH IF IT BIT YOU IN THE ASS

IGNORE WHAT THE HELL I SAY, BUT STEADY ASK MY ADVICE...UNLESS YOU ENJOY MY "I TOLD YOU SO'S"

IGNORE MY TEXTS, BUT BE ALL UP ON FB AND TWITTER (I SEE YOU JACKASS!)

CLOSE UP IF I DID SOMETHING TO PISS YOU OFF, LET ME KNOW...SO I CAN DO IT AGAIN WHEN U START GETTIN ON MY FUCKIN NERVES (J/P... NO, NOT REALLY)

READ MY BLOG...I HAVE NO PLACE LEFT TO TALK ABOUT YOU...YES YOU

 

Nov 27, 2010

HIDDEN TALENT #3:

I CAN DO THIS...







DONT JUDGE ME...

I'M JUST A NOTCH ON YOUR BEDPOST

BUT YOU'RE JUST A LINE IN A SONG...CHAPTER IN MY BOOK

IT'S OFFICIAL...I'M WRITING A BOOK (FOR REAL THIS TIME)... I HAVE WAY TOO MANY "DATING" HORROR STORIES TO BE SELFISH AND NOT SHARE THEM WITH THE WORLD...MY TENTATIVE TITLE IS
CONFESSIONS OF A SINGLE BLACK FEMALE: I COULDN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP IF I TRIED
I WILL NOT PUT THE GUYS NAMES OUT BUT THEY DO HAVE NICKNAMES...
Mitties
Chuck-e-Cheese
E-Harmony
The Gnawer
HD
Club Cuffer
Mr. Steal Your Ipod
Can’t Get Right
 STAY TUNED FOR RANDOM POSTS OF MY WRITING...

Nov 18, 2010

CURRENT OBJECTS OF MY AFFECTION...


B.o.B


BIG SEAN

TERRY KENNEDY
 
*SCOTTIE, YOU KNOW I GOT A LOT OF LOVE FOR YOU, BUT THESE GUYS ARE FIGHTING FOR YOUR SPOT IN MY  #THATISALL

THROWBACK THURSDAY: MOKENSTEF - HE'S MINE




THEY JUST DON'T MAKE MUSIC LIKE THEY USED TO :(

Nov 16, 2010

HEART & SOLE: INTERVIEW WITH A SNEAKER HEAD


IT'S JUST AN ADDED BONUS THAT THIS GUY IN ALL HIS AWESOMENESS HAPPENS TO BE MY BIG BROTHER (Kanye voice) (YES, FOR THE FINAL TIME...AS IN WE WERE YANKED FROM THE SAME WOMB)


Q: what got you interested in collecting sneakers

A: When I was like 4 or 5 uncle Corey had like 25 pairs of kicks and I wanted to be my uncle Corey. Then my mom bought me some air Pegasus and it was on.
PHIL AND OUR MOM IN THE JORDAN III'S

Q: what's your favorite pair that you currently own?

A: OG Jordan XI black and red

Q: how long have you been collecting?

A: Technically I have probably been collecting since 1993 but I really stepped my game up after I graduated college [Hampton University] when I got my real job in 2003 I went 50 pair to 96 in 10 months.

Q: how many pairs do you have

A: I currently have 403... [HE SAID THIS CASUALLY AS IF I ASKED HIM ABOUT THE WEATHER...]
YES, THAT'S THE CEILING FAN, AND YES, WE NEED TO GET AN UPDATED PICTURE...
Q: how many do you actually wear?

A: I wear em all. I have some I haven't worn yet but I will. Then there are the kicks I have on ice [STORED FOR LATER] which I have multiple pairs of and I'll wear one until it's time to retire one pair
 I STILL DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY THEY'RE "ON ICE"...CAUSE THEY'RE CHILLIN' WAITING TO BE WORN???

Q: what sneaker do you wish you have that you don't currently own

A: I would say I have 80% of all my favorite kicks but I actually have an excel spreadsheet of sneakers I want a 2nd pair of, or I don't have yet. I know I'm a sneaker nerd lol [HE SAID IT BEFORE I COULD, CAUSE HE KNEW I WAS GONNA PLAY HIM...A SPREADSHEET THOUGH?]. #1 on the list the Eminem Air Jordan II with lyrics to "The Way I Am" written on them. A close 2nd the Paris Dunk.




Q: who's collection do you envy and why?

A: actually don't envy Anybodies kick game. I feel like my collection pretty nice, but I do wish I had a few peoples income or connections. Then you really wouldn't be able to tell me nothing K [EYE ROLL]


Q: how many pairs makes you a "collector"

A: More than 10 lol. Nah it's quality over quantity.


Q: what was the best come up you've ever had regarding kicks?

A:The best come up was I traded a couple of Jordan Banners for 3 pairs of kicks including the Supreme Dunks.

Q: do you think you'll be collecting forever?

A:Til I'm dead and then you cremate me and put my ashes in a Nike Box. [HE TOOK THIS LINE FROM ME!]

 YEA...ME TOO...THIS IS A REAL POSTER (THAT HE SWINDLED OUT OF A MANAGER OF A RETAIL STORE) HE HAS OBNOXIOUSLY HANGING IN THE ROOM HE KEEPS HIS KICKS IN BTW
Q: is there a price you wouldn't pay?

A: Retail lol I get em for the low [JERK]
Q: worst fakes you've ever seen? 
A: Any fake is the worst i've ever seen


SEE NOW YOU KNOW I REALLY MEAN IT WHEN I SAY MY BROTHER'S ONE OF THE COOLEST PEOPLE ON THE PLANET! S/N...THIS FELT LIKE 5TH GRADE SHOW AND TELL ALL OVER AGAIN LMAO...

Nov 15, 2010

DAILY INSPIRATION...

I HAD A RANDOM PAIR OF "I'M GONNA FIT THESE ONE DAY" JEANS HANGING IN THE CLOSET (TAG STILL ATTACHED) DECIDED TO TRY THEM ON TODAY...I'D OBVIOUSLY BEEN AVOIDING THEM CAUSE THEY WERE A FEW SIZES TOO SMALL WHEN I BROUGHT THEM (THEY WERE ON SALE, AND IT WAS 50% OFF THE SALE PRICE, DON'T JUDGE ME!)...THEY WERE TOO BIG, #GoMe

I WISH

I WAS A FEW INCHES TALLER

A FEW SIZES SMALLER

SCHOOL WAS OVER ALREADY

I HAD MONEY OUT THE ASS

I NEVER KNEW WHAT LONELY WAS

I DIDN'T LOSE INTEREST/BORE SO EASILY

I KNEW WHERE I'LL BE 2-3 YEARS FROM NOW

EVERYBODY KNEW THE REAL ME...

BUT A WISH IS SIMPLY AN UNFULFILLED DESIRE WITHOUT AN ATTEMPT. I DON'T KNOW ABOUT GROWING TALLER (EXCEPT FOR FINALLY LEARNING HOW TO WALK IN HEELS) BUT EVERYTHING ELSE SEEMS LIKE WISHES I CAN TURN INTO REALITY...AT LEAST I CAN GIVE AN HONEST EFFORT :)

Nov 11, 2010

RANDOM SHIT I'M GONNA OWN

BEFORE I PERMANENTLY RETIRE DIE...

1) CARTIER L.O.V.E BANGLE...CREATED IN THE 70'S THE GIVER OF THE BRACELET KEEPS A TINY SCREWDRIVER THAT'S PROVIDED...IT'S THE ONLY WAY THE BRACELET CAN BE REMOVED OFF THE WEARERS ARM...TALK ABOUT SOME THOUSAND DOLLAR CUFFIN' (SEE WHAT I DID THERE)

2) STEVE SPROUCE LOUIS VUITTON BAG...AND THE MATCHING KICKS (I'LL WEAR 12 PAIRS OF SOCKS IF I CAN'T FIND EM IN MY SIZE)


3) "SLAVE BRACELET" BY LORAINE SCHWARTZ....I HAVE ONE, BUT ITS NOOOOTHING LIKE BEYONCE'S...



 4) CHRISTIAN LOUBOUTIN TINAZATA

MERCEDES G WAGON


Nov 10, 2010

I STILL DON'T KNOW

WHAT I WANNA DO WHEN I "GROW UP" AND IT BOTHERS ME...

Nov 9, 2010

DEMO ART: "S&M"

"STICKS AND STONES MAY BREAK MY BONES, BUT CHAINS AND WHIPS EXCITE ME" #TRUTH

THIS TRACK IS FROM RIHANNA'S UPCOMING ALBUM "LOUD" (I'VE HEARD IT, AND I APPROVE...)

FIRST VERSION IS FROM THE SONGS WRITER ESTER DEAN (HOMEGIRL HAS HITS FOR DAYSSSS...LOW KEY JEALOUS THAT I CAN'T WRITE A SONG : ( ]



NEXT IS RI-RI'S VERSION...YOU CAN STILL HEAR DEAN'S VOCALS ALL OVER THE TRACK THOUGH...I DON'T GET IT...

Nov 7, 2010

GOOD MUSIC...

I FUCKIN LOVE IT. I CAN'T IMAGINE A DAY WITHOUT LISTENING TO REAL ARTISTS WHO COULD GIVE A SHIT IF THEY SELL 5 OR 5 MILLION ALBUMS, AS LONG AS THEY CAN BE HEARD. THEY CREATE ART FROM THEIR SOULS AND YOU CAN FEEL IT IN EVERY WORD THEY UTTER...