PIMPIN AIN'T EASY...

EXCEPT MAYBE IF IT'S "IN-YOUR-HEAD" PIMPIN IT MIGHT BE...
LOL I AM A PROUD OWNER OF AN IMAGINARY HAREM...AND ITS JUST AS AWESOME AS IT SOUNDS I'M SURE I'M FORGETTING CRUCIAL CARD CARRYING MEMBERS, BUT HERE GOES...

Scott Ramon Seguro Mescudi - Sigh…I love him, that is all…yes his tunes may get you a little downsome at times, but he just needs someone like me in his situation…w8 he doesnt count cause we're really getting married...

Kevin Garnet/ Dwight howard – they look like 6ft+ of chocolaty goodness…lawd don’t let them work up a good sweat…smh

Channing Tatum- one of the finest men (white, black or other) I’ve seen in life

Kanye - i would love to pick his brain (no innuendo intended) and he doesn't give a fuck...and i like that

Rick Gonzalez.- he speakes Spanish y papi es muy muy guapo

Shawn Carter – I don’t care what you say, the man has been a cultural trendsetter for years and he has stamina out of this world (his energy level never dropped when i saw him in march, it put guys my age who get winded walking from one end of campus to the other 2 shame)

well A PIC OF Andre 3000 WAS SUPPOSED 2 BE HERE...

Tyga - he's a few months younger than me (and i generally like my guys older), but he's a cutie so that minor technicality can be overlooked

Patric Stump – his voice is amazing

Tyrese – um he might’ve been the first official harem member

Kevin Hart – gotta have some goofy sexy...and that smile

pac div - A thick bay accent is just like a deep southern drawl sometimes it works (T.I, Trey Songz) sometimes you just want people to stfu (Soulja boy, mike jones...who....couldn't resist sorry)...it works for these three guys...

tank - that body...bless him

Cam Gigandet – google him…he’s gorgeous

The real life guy I’ve had a crush on since…a long ass time…sigh

okay i think i'm done...for now

THROWBACK THURSDAY: GANGSTA LEAN

THIS ONE IS FOR BIG BROTHER AND BIG SISTER LIGHT SKIN...NO MATTER HOW HARD YALL SING IT, THE SONG IS STILL BAD :(

"I TIP MY 40 TOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOUR MEMORY!"

VENT'N SESSION...

FEELIN SOME TYPE OF WAY RIGHT NOW, THIS IS ABOUT 2 B DUMB LONG...

...MY LIFE IS IN A GREAT PLACE, I'M PRETTY MUCH ONE FOOT OUT OF SCHOOL, I'M LOVING EVERYBODY I'M SURROUNDING MY SELF WITH AND THEY'RE CHALLENGING ME TO BE A BETTER ME EVEN IF THEY DON'T KNOW IT...I'M PRACTICALLY MELTING (LIKE -75 LBS SO FAR) ONLY THING MISSING? MY HE...LIKE REALLY, WHERE THE FUCK IS IS MY KING? HE'S OBVIOUSLY NOT ON MY SCHOOL'S CAMPUS...AND I'M SORRY, IF HE'S @ THE AGGINTASTIC ASS CLUB OR SITTIN IN HIS BOY'S GARAGE EVERY WEEKEND GETTIN HIGH AND SLOPPY DRUNK...HE CAN STAY WHERE HE'S @, HE'S NOT READY FOR HIS HE AND MY HER TO BECOME AN US... I'VE GOT A LOT GOING ON FOR MYSELF AND I KNOW I'M A GOOD CATCH...WHERE ARE THE BITERS?...THERE IS SO MUCH PRESSURE ON US FEMALES TO BE "PERFECT" GOTTA TREAT HIM LIKE HIS MAMA BY DAY (COOKING, CLEANING, TAKING CARE OF HIM WHEN HE'S SICK) BE HIS PERSONAL PORNSTAR @ NIGHT (GET OUR HOENASTICS GAME ON POINT AND TAKE FREQUENT YOGALATES SO OUR LEGS WRAP AROUND OUT NECKS) AND THEY'LL STILL WANT SOMETHING MORE/DIFFERENT...I MEAN REALLY, IF I'M HOLDING YOU DOWN WHY IS THERE A NEED TO GO 2 KI-KI UP THE BLOCK?...DON'T KNOW WHAT'S WRONG WITH OUR GENERATION, BUT ROMANCE AND LOVE HAS LOST IT'S MEANING AND SIGNIFICANCE...MAYBE IT'S ME, I LOOK @ MY BROTHER AND S-I-L'S RELATIONSHIP (ONE OF THE ONLY POSITIVE RELATIONSHIP I SEE IN MY EVERYDAY) AND WANT THAT, WHY CAN'T I STUMBLE UPON THE MAN I'M GONNA SHARE THE REST OF MY LIFE WITH RANDOMLY WALKING CAMPUS? WHY CAN'T WE BE EACH OTHER'S BESTFRIENDS?...

THROWBACK THURSDAY: OLD POST FROM YAHIFU; UGLY JAY'S

*IDK WHAT IT IS ABOUT THE SPRINGTIME, BUT AGGIN'S THINK THEY CAN GET AWAY WITH THEIR LAME FOOTWEAR...THAT AINT IT...AT ALL*

VERS-UGLY J'S

ONE THING YOU MAY NOT KNOW ABOUT US IS THAT WE BOTH ARE AVID SNEAKER HEADS (WE GO HARD FOR OUR KIX)...AND THAT BEING SAID, IT JUST HURTS OUR SOUL WHEN WE SEE BLATANT J DISRESPECT : ( DON'T THINK THAT J'S ARE THE ONLY SNEAKER BEING SWAGGER JACKED (I SAW YOU IN YOUR AF1'S WITH THE SOLE ALL EXTRA THICK AND UR SWOOSH CROOKED...DID U HONESTLY THINK KICKS YOU COPPED FROM THE  CONVIENCE STORE YO MAMA PLAY HER NUMBERS @ WERE AUTHENTIC?) BUT JORDANS ARE THE MOST EMULATED. TO THE AGGINS WHO INSIST ON ROCKIN THEIR FAKES...PEOPLE NOT STARING AT YOUR FEET AND ASKING WHERE YOU COPPED CAUSE THEY WANT TO GET A PAIR (@ LEAST NOT PEOPLE WHO KNOW BETTER) 9X'S OUT OF 10 THEY'RE PLAYING YOUR ASS ON THE LOW...THERE'S RULES TO THIS SHIT, I WROTE YALL A MANUAL...

1) PRICE...IF IT SEEMS TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE IT PORBABLY IS...2 FOR 60 AND GETTING J'S THAT WERE RETAILED AT OVER 2 BUCKS FOR 39.99 IS NOT A DEAL...YOU'VE JUST BEEN GOT...

2) LOCATION...YOU WILL NEVER FIND REAL J'S AT THE LAUNDRYMAT, THE BARBERSHOP, OUT THE TRUNK OF UR HOMIE'S CAR, OR AT MS LEE'S BEAUTY AND HAIR STORE...STOP IT

3) STYLE... FUCKED UP COLOR WAYS (there's never been lime green on purple editions, so your barney varient's gotta go) *VARIENT ALWAYS = FAKE* THERE ARE NO GUCCI OR LV J'S...AND NO CLEAR TOE BOXES...AND YOUR IV'S THAT GOT THE NOT SO OFFICIAL RASTA COLORS...KEEP IT MOVING...

4) PACKAGING...IF THE BOX LOOKS LIKE IT WAS MADE IN YOU NEIGHBORHOOD THIRD GRADE CLASS, AND YOUR JUMPMAN (one of the most important parts of the damn shoe) IS M.I.A...YOU ALREADY KNOW

5) BUYING OFFLINE...LAST BUT DEFINITELY NOT LEAST DON'T ALWAYS BELIEVE WHAT YOU SEE ON THE NET...THOUSANDS OF WEBSITES SELL J'S....BEFORE YOU MAKE YOU MAKE YOUR PURCHASE ON GOTDEMKIX.COM, MAKE SURE YOU READ THE POLICY PAGES THAT WILL STATE WHETHER OR NOT THEY CAN'T GAURENTEE THE QUALITY OF THE JORDAN'S...IF THEY DON'T EVEN HAVE A POLICY...I DON'T EVEN HAVE 2 SAY ANYMORE...

*NO LIST IS COMPLETE WITHOUT A LITTLE HELP, TO PREVENT YOU FROM BEING SWINDLED FOR UR ENDS...LISTED BELOW ARE A FEW TRUSTED AUTHENTIC SITES, AND OF COURSE, WE'VE PROVIDED YOU WITH A FEW YOU NEED TO STEER CLEAR OF...

Authentic Sneakers

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www.sneakerhead.com

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www.vintagekicks.com

Fake/Variant Sneakers

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www.888kicks.com

www.allthehotkicks.com

www.bayareakicks.com

www.blazekicks.com

www.bigtimekicks.com

www.cankicks.com

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www.direct-inventory.com

www.ebuynike.com

www.fashionpartz.com

www.flavakicks.com

www.globekicks.com

www.kickaaa.com

www.kicksonfire.com

DO NOT BUY FROM THE FOLLOWING STORES

www.urbanretrowear.com

www.nikeshoebase.com

www.modsports23.com

*SHOUT OUT TO MY BIG BROTHER PHILLMATIC THE KING OF KICKS...LOVE YOU ♥!!!*

*AND TO VERS FOR SUCH A FLYY ASS SONG*...

JAMIE FOXX AND JT NBA PLAYOFF PROMO

GETTIN READY FOR APRIL 18!...PLAYOFF TIME, GIVE ME THE REMOTE AND MAKE SURE THERE'S SPACE ON THE DVR...THAT IS ALL...



I SOOOO ♥ THESE GUYS...lmao @ "why u standing over me like that...cause you wasn't that tall in the car..."