Oct 31, 2010

IT BOTHERS ME...

WHEN PEOPLE "LIKE" THEIR OWN STATUS UPDATES ON FACEBOOK...THAT'S LIKE GIVING YOURSELF A HIGH-5 IN THE MIRROR...STOP IT...

WHEN PEOPLE MISTAKE MY SILLINESS AND LIGHTHEARTEDNESS AS IGNORANCE AND STUPIDITY...

THAT ONE OF MY BFF'S NEVER WANTS TO DO ANYTHING WITH US, BUT SHE WILL HOP, SKIP, AND JUMP HER ASS OUT WITH HER OTHER FRIENDS...

...IT ALSO BOTHER'S ME THAT SHE'LL NEVER SEE THIS, CAUSE SHE DOESNT EVEN KNOW MY URL...

WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME THE SAME STUPID QUESTIONS EVERYDAY; HERE ARE THE ANSWERS: YES THIS IS MY REAL HAIR, YES IT'S MY NATURAL CURL, NO I'M NOT MIXED WITH ANYTHING, YES MY MOTHER IS BLACK...SHE'S JUST EXTRA LIGHT SKINNED, NO SHE DOESN'T SPEAK SPANISH CAUSE SHE'S NOT PUERTO RICAN (FOR THE MILLIONTH TIME)...YES MY SISTER IS A LESBIAN, NO I AM NOT (DON'T KNOW WHY THIS IS ALWAYS THE NEXT QUESTION ASKED)

THAT PEOPLE ASK IF MY OLDER BROTHER AND MY TWIN ARE MY "REAL" SIBLINGS, LIKE MY DARK(ER) ASS HAD 2 BE ADOPTED OR SOME SHIT...

Oct 29, 2010

TGIF: LITTLE BROTHER - GOOD CLOTHES




I DON'T KNOW ABOUT YOU, BUT NOTHING GETS ME READY FOR AN IGNORANT FRIDAY NIGHT OUT WITH MY FAVORITE PEOPLE THAN THROWING ON MY "GOOD CLOTHES"

Oct 25, 2010

Say MY Name...

FOR THOSE WHO DON'T KNOW...MY NAME IS KYRA...PRONOUNCED LIKE TYRA, BUT WITH A "K"...SOOOOOOOOOOOOO PLEASE DON'T CALL ME KIRA, OR KARA, OR KIARA (YOU'D BE SURPRISED HOW MANY PEOPLE HAVE ACTUALLY CALLED ME THIS)...THANK-YOU...

HIDDEN TALENT #2:

I TAUGHT MYSELF HOW TO PLAY THE PIANO BY EAR...

Oct 24, 2010

I'LL FINISH THIS ONE DAY...


His body is a masterpiece
the art he sports is a road-map for my digits
As I lay tattooing my fingerprints all over his Nestlé canvas

Oct 20, 2010

RANDOM MUSINGS

1)WHY DO PEOPLE KNOW WAKA AND GUCCI, BUT I MENTION BLU, OR LITTLE BROTHER AND THEY LOOK CONFUSED AS IF I'M SPEAKING A DIFFERENT LANGUAGE? WHAT PART OF THE GAME IS THAT?

2) WHY DO I NEED A DEGREE IN A FIELD WHERE IT'S ALL ABOUT WHO YOU KNOW AND NOT WHAT YOU KNOW...

3) WHY DO WOMEN COME INTO THE SHOP WITH THE SAME POLISH I PUT ON TWO MONTHS AGO WHEN THEY'RE GETTIN A PEDICURE (THAT'S NOT OKAY LADIES)

4) WHY DO ALL MY FRIENDS ASK ME FOR MONEY? I'M JUST AS BROKE AS YOU BITCHES ARE!

5) WHY ARE THE BULK OF MY BEST FRIENDS SO FAR AWAY? (I MISS Y'ALL)

6) WHY DO PEOPLE STILL COME IN HERE ASKIN IF WE HAVE A PUBLIC RESTROOM (I SPENT A GOOD CHUNK OF MY HALF HOUR AND RUINED A FEW FINE-TIPPED SHARPIES TO MAKE THAT PRETTY SIGN YOU IGNORE!)

Oct 19, 2010

IF I HAD A DOLLAR

FOR EVERY TIME AN AGGIN HAS MADE PLANS WITH ME, ASKED ME OUT, OR SAID YES WHEN I ASKED HIM OUT never do that one again, AND WE NEVER WENT ANY-FUCKIN-WHERE...I'D HAVE ENOUGH MONEY TO HIRE A BITCH 2 WRITE THIS SHIT FOR ME...#THATISALL


Oct 13, 2010

I'M NOT A FUCKIN PUPPY!

SO WHY DO PEOPLE INSIST ON USING THE WORDS NICE, DEPENDABLE, CUTE, CUDDLY, (EYE ROLL) AND SWEET WHEN DESCRIBING ME...IT NEVER FAILS...THEN THE AGGINS WHO HAVE 2 PAT ME ON MY HEAD BEFORE ASKING MY HEIGHT (I'M NOT THAT SHORT BTW)

Oct 12, 2010

GET FAMILIAR: J. RICE


J. RICE is a pop/r&b singer from Tacoma, Washington He released two independent albums “The Intro…” and “So Close” and has recently teamed up with producers Phantom Boyz...

MIND BODY AND SOUL



VICTORIA SECRET MODEL

NATURALLY BEAUTIFUL


SO CLOSE

SO CLOSE ACOUSTIC

HIDDEN TALENT #1:

I CAN RECITE THE PREAMBLE TO THE CONSTITUTION IN UNDER 10 SECONDS

Oct 7, 2010

THROWBACK THURSDAY: AALIYAH - HOT LIKE FIRE

ONE OF MY FAVORITE SONGS EVER IN LIFE...




OH HOW I WISH I WAS BORN A LITTLE EARLIER SO I COULD'VE REALLY EXPERIENCED THE 90'S...ALL YOU NEEDED WAS A TOUGH SHOULDER BOUNCE AND A QUICK FLOOR GRIND...AGGINS TODAY BE DANCING WAYYYYYY TOO HARD...THAT IS ALL...

Oct 6, 2010

SOUNDTRACK TO MY LIFE...PT1

 I HIGHLY RECCOMEND GIVING ALLLLLLL THESE SONGS A LISTEN...

ANYTHING BY ADELE AND PARAMORE

ANY BALLAD BY PINK

COLLEGE DROPOUT

SOUNDTRACK TO MY LIFE - CUDI-BOO

UNDER THE BRIDGE - RED HOT CHILI PEPPERS

LET'S TAKE A RIDE - JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE

BE YOUR GIRL - TEEDRA MOSES

I WISH YOU LOVED ME - TYNISHA KELI

THANK ME NOW - DRAKE

WHY DIDN'T YOU CALL - JOJO

MANEQUINN - KATY PERRY

SIMPLE GIRL - KILEY DEAN

SOFTEST PLACE ON EARTH - XSCAPE

NOW I'M THAT BITCH - LIVVI FRANC

DON'T YOU KNOW WHO I THINK I AM/I DON'T CARE/WHAT A CATCH DONNIE - FALL OUT BOY

I LOOK GOOD - CHARLIE BOY...ON MY MAMA ON MY HOOD, I LOOK FLY I LOOK GOOD #TRUTH

JUST A GIRL - NO DOUBT

GOOD CLOTHES - LITTLE BROTHER

BACK THEN - MIKE JONES (WHO?)

ONE STEP CLOSER - LINKIN PARK

MAGIC - B.O.B

ROCKSTAR 101 - RIHANNA

SOLE MUSIC - STS

IGNORANT SHIT - JAY/BEANS; DRIZZY/WAYNE

BILLIONAIRE - TRAVIE AND BRUNO MARS

....I COULD DO THIS ALLLLLLL NIGHT, BUT THE MUSIC I LISTEN TO REFLECTS HOW EVER I'M FEELING AT THE MOMENT, AND THESE ARE JUST A HAND FULL OF THE MANY SONGS I KEEP IN HEAVY ROTATION...