THE BEST SONGS YOU'VE PROBABLY NEVER EVEN HEARD...

A GREAT SONG, PERFORMED BY AN EVEN BETTER ARTIST SHOULD TAKE YOU AWAY FROM WHATEVER YOU'RE DOING AND PUT YOU WHERE THEY WANT TO BE FOR THOSE THREE MINUTES AND SOME CHANGE...

AARADHNA - SECRET LOVER

WITH A CHORUS COMPLETELY IN HINDI (WHICH ONLY ADDS TO ITS APPEAL I.M.O...) YOU DON'T HAVE TO SPEAK THE LANGUAGE TO UNDERSTAND "NOBODY CAN EVER KNOW"

J. RICE - VICTORIA SECRET MODEL 

HE STARTS THE SONG OFF LISTING HIS OWN FLAWS, BEFORE SINGING TO HIS WOMAN THAT SHE IS IT
 

CHRISTINA AGUILERA - LOVING ME FOR ME

CHRISTINA'S GORGEOUS VOICE SINGING HER LOVE FOR HER MAN OVER SENSUAL DRUMMING (?UESTLOVE) SOUNDS MORE LIKE SPOKEN WORD TO ME...
 

ESMEE - SAD SYMPHONY

JERK IS PLAYING WITH HER "HEART STRINGS" TO THE POINT WHERE SHE DOESN'T RECOGNIZE THE SONG ANYMORE...DOPE ASS EXTENDED METAPHOR

GAVIN DEGRAW - NICE TO MEET YOU ANYWAY

SEES A GIRL HE WOULD GIVE THEEE BUSINESS TO IF HE HADN'T JUST MET HIS SOULMATE, AND PROCEEDS TO LET HER DOWN NOT SO GENTLY...

KELLY ROWLAND FT TANK - THE SHOW

PRIVATE SHOW OF THE GOODS... "I'm thinking 'bout getting you tickets
front row and center so you can see the show" WHO WOULDN'T ENJOY AN EXCLUSIVE STRIP TEASE...SPEAKING OF STRIPPING...

ONE CHANCE - ENCORE

THE EPITOME OF "STRIPPER LOVE"...ASS SO NICE, HAD TO SEE HER SHAKE TWICE  <~ NOT ACTUAL WORDS IN THE SONG, I PROMISE...

FALL OUT BOY - WHAT A CATCH DONNIE

"I GOT TROUBLED THOUGHTS AND A SELF ESTEEM TO MATCH" PATRIC STUMP DRAWS YOU IN AS SOON AS HE OPEN HIS MOUTH...

WHAT IS WRONG WITH THESE 2011 AGGINS???

SO THIS GUY WHO'S TALKING TO ME....REPEAT HE'S TALKING TO ME...YOU THINK HE'D GET TIRED OF MY ONE WORD RESPONSES (YE SHRUG)...ANYWHO, WHEN I SUGGESTED WE GO TO THE MOVIES (MIND YOU THIS WOULD'VE BEEN OUR "FIRST DATE") HE SUGGESTS WE "DO SOMETHING MORE PHYSICAL" I SCREAMED...1) I ALREADY TOLD HIM I WASNT THAT TYPE...HE NEEDED TO LOOK FOR ANOTHER BITCH IF HE WANTED A BODY TO POKE 2) MY IDEA OF A FIRST DATE IS NOT SITTING ON YOUR STANK ASS SOFA WHILE YOU TRY TO PAW ALL OVER ME! (THAT'S THIRD DATE SHIT LMAO) FORREAL...I'M NOT ASKING FOR MUCH, JUST TAKE ME OUT, NOT ASKING FOR YOU TO SPEND MONEY....WE CAN WALK AROUND THE LAKE IN MY NEIGHBORHOOD FOR ALL I CARE, JUST SHOW ME THAT YOU WANT MORE FROM ME THAN A WET HOLE...

WHEN I'M ALONE IN MY ROOM...

I WISH YOU ARE HERE WITH ME...

BUCKET LIST...

1) MAKE IT RAIN ON HOES AT THE STRIP CLUB WITH MY MAN RIGHT NEXT TO ME...WITH MONOPOLY MONEY #LIKEABOSS...

2) SEE KANYE AND ADELE IN CONCERT (TWO OF MY FAV ARTISTS...YALL SHOULD'VE ALREADY KNOWN THAT THOUGH) AND I'VE YET TO SEE EITHER OF THEM LIVE...

3) RECORD A SONG IN A STUDIO...NOBODY HAS TO HEAR IT, I JUST WANNA DO IT TO SAY I DID IT...

4) GET ALL MY FRIENDS IN ONE PLACE! I HAVE A FEELING THE ONLY TIME I'M GONNA HAVE ALL MY GIRLS TOGETHER IS FOR MY WEDDING, BUT WHATS GOING TO HAPPEN IF I END UP BEING THE LONELY CAT LADY???

5) MAKE A COUPLE MILLION DOLLARS...

6) I WANNA BE PART OF A FLASH MOB! THE GOOD KIND THAT DOES RANDOM ACTS OF DANCING/SINGING...NOT THE RANDOM STICK-UPS/LOOTING/JUMPINGS THAT GO DOWN IN THE TWO-1-FIF...

7) TRAVEL THE WORLD...ESPECIALLY AFRICA - BIRTH OF CIVILIZATION...YOU'LL NEVER FULLY GROW WITHOUT LEARNING YOUR ABOUT YOU ROOTS...YEA...THAT'S SOMESHIT I READ ON A TEE SOMWHERE #DONTJUDGEME...

8) I WANT TO LEARN ALL ABOUT BOTH SIDES OF MY FAMILY TREE...

9)  GET A SNEAKER GAME THAT SURPASSES MY BROTHER'S, AND A HEEL GAME BETTER THAN MY BFF'S...

10) GIANT SCAVENGER HUNT WITH MY FB FRIENDS...IT WOULD BE EPIC...

11) DISNEY WORLD...YEA I HAD A DEPRIVED CHILDHOOD LMAO...

12) FALL IN LOVE...EVEN IF IT ENDS UP IN A SHREDDED HEART AND DISASTER, I WANT THE EXPIERIENCE OF KNOWING I GAVE SOMEONE I FELT WORTHY A PIECE OF MY SOUL...

TEXT ME

TWEET ME, POKE ME, INBOX ME...DO SOMETHING!!!!!!...I'M USED TO GETTING EVERYTHING I WANT, SO THIS THING WITH US IS PISSING ME OFF! #ThrowingInTheTowel...

CHUCK-E-CHEESE AND BABYMAMA DRAMA

CHUCK-E-CHESE AND I MET THROUGH A MUTUAL ASSOCIATE...ONE OF THE FIRST THINGS WE TALKED ABOUT WAS HIS BABY...I WAS IFFY ABOUT DEALING WITH HIM BECAUSE I HAD JUST GONE THROUGH THE SITUATION WITH "MITTIES" AND I DIDNT WANT THAT DRAMA AGAIN, BUT I GAVE HIM KUDOS BECAUSE HE NEVER OMITTED OR DENIED HIS DAUGHTER (IDK WHAT IT IS ABOUT ME BUT 95.5% OF THE GUYS I ATTRACTED ARE SOMEBODY'S DADDY) ANYWAY, AT THIS TIME I WAS WORKING FULL-TIME, SCHOOL FULL-TIME, STAYING @ THE DORM ON THE WEEKDAYS AND HOME EVERY WEEKEND, AND HE HAD CUSTODY OF THE BABY SO WE NEVER REALLY GOT THE CHANCE TO HANG, WE WOULD MAKE PLANS BUT NEVER HELD ANYTHING CONCRETE...HE WANTED ME TO GO TO A HOTEL PARTY HIS BROTHER WAS THROWING, MY FRIENDS SAID HELL-TO-THE-NO AND THERE WAS NO WAY I WAS GOING BY MYSELF, THEN WE WERE SUPPOSED TO GO TO THE MOVIES, BUT I WAS SUPPOSED TO SUPPLY A DATE FOR THE SAME PREVIOUSLY MENTIONED BROTHER...AGAIN MY FRIENDS REFUSED TO TAKE ONE FOR THE TEAM (STUCK UP HOES ♥) THEN HE CALLS ME AND FINDS HIMSELF "DEMANDING" THAT I GO TO CHUCK-E-CHEESE WITH HIM...HE HIT ME WITH THE "IF YOU CANT MAKE TIME FOR ME LOSE MY NUMBER" SWINDLE...I HAVE NO PROBLEMS WITH CHUCK-E-CHEESE, SHIT GIVE ME SOME TOKENS AND LET ME PLAY THE GAME WITH THE WATERGUN AND THE TARGET ALL DAY, BUT IT WAS THE BABIES 3RD BIRTHDAY...SO NOT ONLY DID HE WANT OUR FIRST OFFICIAL DATE TO BE AT AN ARCADE, HE WANTED IT TO BE WITH HIS FAMILY AROUND AND HIS INSANE ASS EX (BITCH WAS HIDING IN THE BUSHES WAITING TO JUMP YOU/SLASH YOUR TIRES/BUST THE WINDOWS OUT YOUR CAR BATSHIT CRAZY)...NEEDLESS TO SAY I TOLD HIM WHERE HE COULD TAKE HIS ULTIMATUMS AND DEMANDS...MY GEMINI SOUL DIDN'T APPRECIATE THAT...

#TRUTH

 

I SAW THIS IN A NAIL MAG I WAS READING AND DECIDED IT WAS DEFINITELY GOING TO BE MY NEXT PURCHASE...

SARA BAREILLES - GRAVITY

ONE OF MY FAVORITE SONGS BY ONE OF MY FAVORITE ARTISTS EVER IN LIFE...THE LYRICS TO THIS SONG ARE AMAZING...TRUE ARTISTS ARE POETS FIRST #THATISALL...

GUILTY PLEASURES

1) THE FUCKIN SONG (A.K.A "NO HANDS") - I CAN'T DENY I LOVE THIS SONG EVEN THOUGH ALL I CARE ABOUT IS WALE'S PART...AND ROSCOE DASH'S AD-LIBS...

2) "LET'S STAY TOGETHER" - YES THAT TERRIBLE NEW BET SHOW...I TIVO IT TOO...

3) ODD FUTURE - THEY'RE LIKE AN AUDIBLE TRAIN WRECK...NO RATIONAL HUMAN SHOULD BE LISTENING, BUT YOU HAVE TO HEAR WHAT THEY'RE GONNA SAY NEXT...

4) NSYNC - I DON'T GIVE SHIT IF I'M 35 AND THEY'RE OLD MEN...I WILL BE FRONT AND GAWDDAMN CENTER @ THEIR REUNION TOUR...AND I STILL LISTEN TO THEM FAITHFULLY, MY FRIENDS TRY TO DUCK AND HIDE WHEN WE'RE IN THE CAR AND A SONG COMES ON...I AIN'T CHANGING IT

5) WATCHING EVERYBODY AND THEY MAMA USE ONE OF MY HAIR CONDITIONERS AS LOTION...I NEVER TELL THEM THE DIFFERENCE..NOT MY FAULT THEY CAN'T READ FRENCH...

6) GIVING DUDES THE WRONG NUMBER...I SWEAR I DO IT TO SPARE FEELINGS...#WHYIMSINGLE

7) GEORGE MICHAEL - SAY I WON'T PUT ON "CARELESS WHISPER" AND SING MY HEART OUT...

8) SOCKS - I LOVE SOCKS I GIVE A PAIR OR 2 OF SOCKS WITH EVERY GIFT I GIVE (ASK ANY OF MY BESTIES IF YOU DON'T BELIEVE ME) I PERSONALLY HAVE A STUPID ABNORMALLY VAST COLLECTION (NONE OF THEM ARE WHITE, AND I DON'T LIKE TO MATCH EM)...HONESTLY IF I HAD THE MONEY I'D ONLY WEAR EM ONCE AND THROW THEM AWAY...NO I DON'T KNOW WHY, BUT I WOULD...

9) COFFEE - HOT/COLD/ROOM TEMP...COFFEE SMOOTHIES/COFFEE ICE CREAM/COFFEE CANDY...STARBUCKS/MCDONALD'S/7-11/WAWA/MY KITCHEN...ION CARE..DOUBLE CUP ME, SHOW ME WHERE THE CREAMERS/ADD-INS ARE, AND KEEP THE CINNAMON AWAY FROM THE CHOCOLATE (THEY LOOK ALIKE WHEN YOU'RE DISTRACTED, BUT CINNAMON IN MY COFFEE WAS INSTANT POUCH DEATH)

10) HIP-HOP HARRY - I WATCH IT WITH MY NIECE! OR AT LEAST THAT'LL BE MY EXCUSE AFTER I PURCHASE THE DVD'S...

LETTER TO MY FUTURE BOO...

1) I PROMISE I WILL NEVER MAKE US TAKE ONE OF THOSE CLICHE ASS PICS ON FACEBOOK WITH US KISSING...

2) I WILL WATCH ESPN WITH YOU IF YOU WATCH LIFETIME MOVIES WITH ME...

3) I'LL ALWAYS HAVE THE NEW ALBUMS/MIXTAPES...NO NEED TO ASK...

4) IF WE HAVE TO LISTEN TO GUCCI AND WIZ WHEN YOU DRIVE DON'T TRY TO TURN MY SHIT OFF WHEN WE'RE IN SCARLETT...

5) I'LL ONLY ASK MY BROTHER TO FIND YOU KICKS IF YOU'RE BUYING MINE TOO :)

6) IF YOU KNOW I JUST GOT DONE WASHING MY HAIR...HANDS OFF UNTIL IT DRIES...PELO DOESNT LIKE FRIZZ...

7) FUCK WHAT YOU SAY...KANYE WEST IS YOUR FAVORITE RAPPER'S FAVORITE RAPPER #THATISALL...

8) WE WILL NEVERRRRR MATCH! CLOSEST WE CAN COME IS THE SAME NUMBER J'S...BUT YOURS BETTER BE A DIFFERENT COLOR WAY!!!

9) I...DONT...SHARE! I HOPE YOU CHOKE IF YOU TRY TO HAVE YOUR CAKE AND EAT IT TOO...

10) I'LL PRETTY MUCH GO SEE ANY MOVIE/CAN FIND SOMETHING TO EAT AT ANY RESTURANT, SO WHEN I SAY I DON'T CARE...I REALLY MEAN IT...

COMFORTABLE CHAOS...

Adele playing from the adjoining bathroom

Her voice Melts My Heart To Stone

Baskets loaded passed brim with blouses

I’ll put em up eventually

Closet hangs items that are weigh too big

I can’t let go

Memories

Woven into each swatch of fabric

Shoe racks piled high-heels sandals and sneakers

King bed made for the Queen of dreamers

Books squoze wherever they fit

Storage bins overflowing with hair shit

Enough Bath & Body Works to drown a whale

Don’t let me catch a sail

Mini fridge stocked with only orange Nike boxes

Bursting at the seams with bottles of nail polish

Jewelry I wrestle to untangle

Still I wear every ring necklace and bangle

My master suite is nobody’s masterpiece

You may see utter chaos, but to me it’s heaven

MY room where everything has a place

Anywhere

Enter if you dare…

JUKEBOX JUNKIE

Like a drug one hit is never enough

If you’re my high I don’t know sober

Overdosing on the hidden mysteries of your metaphors and puns

Relapsing on your melodies and runs

Voices that have me hooked at first listen

Music you’re the sweetest addiction

No need for rehab or detox

Just give me an Ipod

My personal JukeBox

Where I can start a Riot with Paramore

Discover Usher’s confessions

Dream of being a College Dropout like Kanye

Pick your poison

Plug in your headphones

Nod off

As the narcotic noise takes you to Nirvana

PLEASURE & PAIN

He dons his latex as I lay back apprehensive

don’t know why

this isn’t my first time

He’s gonna take care of me

always does

“relax,” he tells me

I sigh

We begin

His tool enters me

I wince

it’s been a while

He just smiles, digging deeper

deeper

the slight sting shouldn’t feel so good

He hits a sensitive spot

My eyes snap shut

body tensed

teeth clinched

nails biting crescent moons in the furniture

He’s still smiling

knowing when he leaves his mark, it’s forever

after our session

I thank him for his service

leave a tip

make an appointment for next month

We got a tattoo to finish

*I WAS GONNA TITLE THIS BETTER THAN SEX, BUT...NEVER MIND..."

TEEDRA MOSES - BE YOUR GIRL...

"SEEN YOU ALL AROUND MY WAY, BEEN MEANING TO SAY HI, BUT I'M JUST WAY TOO SHY"

 


STORY OF MY LIFE

AS YOU MAY OR MAY NOT KNOW, I HAVE A SCHOOL GIRL CRUSH...I'VE ACTUALLY HAD A CRUSH ON THIS GUY SINCE HIGH SCHOOL...I'M GOING TO TELL HIM...I SWEAR #LIES

I DON'T WANNA BE LOVED...

I JUST WANT A QUICKIE...NO BITE MARKS, NO SCRATCHES, AND NO HICKIES...  

MIGUEL - QUICKIE....

NOW I KNOW I HAVEN'T HAD TOO MANY ANY RENDEZVOUS INVOLVING THE OPPOSITE SEX (OR THE SAME SEX! EVEN THOUGH I'VE HAD A FEW MARRIAGE PROPOSALS FROM MY SISTER'S FRIENDS...THAT'S ANOTHER ENTIRE POST...) BUT I'M ABOUT 2.5 MILLISECONDS AWAY FROM HITTIN UP A CERTAIN FEW GUYS I KNOW WILL GIVE ME THE GOODS...NO STRINGS, NO HARD FEELINGS WHEN I TELL HIM 2 GET AWAY WHEN WE'RE DONE, AND WONT BE ALL EMOTIONAL (WHY DO THESE 2011 DUDES CRY MORE THAN ME???).... BUT, LETS FACE IT...I'LL NEVER DO IT...I WOULDN'T B ABLE TO LOOK IN THE MIRROR AND THAT'S BECOME THE HIGHLIGHT OF MY DAY! FOR REAL I WANT TO BE ONE OF THOSE "ANYTHING A NIGGA CAN DO I CAN TOO," FEMALES, INCLUDING GETTING MINE REGARDLESS OF HOW ANYBODY ELSE FEELS ABOUT IT, BUT MY SELF-CONTROL AND LACK OF BODY COUNT (IDK HOW MANY MORE EUPHEMISMS FOR VIRGIN I CAN THINK OF) IS WHAT SEPARATES ME FROM OTHER CHICKS (BESIDES MY SHEER AWESOMENESS)...SMH IF I HAVEN'T MET MY KING BY MAY 23 2011 (MY 22 BDAY) YALL R GONNA HAVE TO CALL ME SISTER MARY SOMESHIT CAUSE I'M JOINING A CONVENT #THATISALL

IT BOTHERS ME...PT 2

WHEN PEOPLE WRITE THEIR NAMES LIKE THIS ON FACE BOOK "JOHN FuckHoesGetMoneyThatsMyMotto DOE" OR "JANE WhenYouWereLookingForYourManHeWasWithMe DOE" REALLY???? AN ENTIRE SENTENCE (DONT ACT LIKE YOU'VE NEVER SEEN IT, HELL YOU PROBABLY DID IT) LOL PEOPLE NEVER FAIL TO AMUSE ME...

WHEN PEOPLE ASK IF YOU KNOW SOMEBODY, YOU SAY NO...BUT THEY STILL GO ON TO DESCRIBE THE PERSON (WHO THEY DATED/MATED/PROCREATED WITH, THEIR SOCIAL, BLOOD TYPE, AND CREDIT SCORE) IF I DIDN'T RECOGNIZE THE NAME WHY WILL I KNOW HIM/HER BECAUSE YOU KNOW THE MAKE/MODEL/YEAR OF THEIR VEHICLE???

THAT BECAUSE I'M NATURAL I MUST BE "PRO BLACK" OR SOME KIND OF "GO GREEN" HIPPIE...NO, I JUST REALIZED THAT THE RELAXERS I WAS SLAPPIN IN EVERY 4-6 WEEKS WERE UNNEEDED AND KILLING MY FOLLICLES #THATISALL

THAT I GET MORE ATTENTION FROM THE OPPOSITE SEX IN SWEATS AND A TEE THAN WHEN I ACTUALLY TRY TO LOOK LIKE SOMETHING...I WILL NEVER GET THAT

THAT I HAVE TO WEAR PANTS....SWEAR FO GAWD I'D HAVE TIGHTS IN EVERY COLOR, STYLE, AND DESIGN EVER MADE AND WEAR EM EVERYWHERE!

NEW YEARS

DEAR 2011....I'M NOT GONNA MAKE ASININE RESOLUTIONS THAT I'LL NEVER KEEP...BUT I WILL PROMISE TO KEEP WORKING ON MYSELF SO I CAN BECOME THE WOMAN I KNOW WILL MAKE MYSELF AND OTHERS PROUD TO CALL THEIR SISTER, DAUGHTER, BESTFRIEND, AND LOVER (MY HIM BETTER SHOW HIS DAMN FACE THIS YEAR!)