I DON'T WANNA BE LOVED...

I JUST WANT A QUICKIE...NO BITE MARKS, NO SCRATCHES, AND NO HICKIES...  

MIGUEL - QUICKIE....

NOW I KNOW I HAVEN'T HAD TOO MANY ANY RENDEZVOUS INVOLVING THE OPPOSITE SEX (OR THE SAME SEX! EVEN THOUGH I'VE HAD A FEW MARRIAGE PROPOSALS FROM MY SISTER'S FRIENDS...THAT'S ANOTHER ENTIRE POST...) BUT I'M ABOUT 2.5 MILLISECONDS AWAY FROM HITTIN UP A CERTAIN FEW GUYS I KNOW WILL GIVE ME THE GOODS...NO STRINGS, NO HARD FEELINGS WHEN I TELL HIM 2 GET AWAY WHEN WE'RE DONE, AND WONT BE ALL EMOTIONAL (WHY DO THESE 2011 DUDES CRY MORE THAN ME???).... BUT, LETS FACE IT...I'LL NEVER DO IT...I WOULDN'T B ABLE TO LOOK IN THE MIRROR AND THAT'S BECOME THE HIGHLIGHT OF MY DAY! FOR REAL I WANT TO BE ONE OF THOSE "ANYTHING A NIGGA CAN DO I CAN TOO," FEMALES, INCLUDING GETTING MINE REGARDLESS OF HOW ANYBODY ELSE FEELS ABOUT IT, BUT MY SELF-CONTROL AND LACK OF BODY COUNT (IDK HOW MANY MORE EUPHEMISMS FOR VIRGIN I CAN THINK OF) IS WHAT SEPARATES ME FROM OTHER CHICKS (BESIDES MY SHEER AWESOMENESS)...SMH IF I HAVEN'T MET MY KING BY MAY 23 2011 (MY 22 BDAY) YALL R GONNA HAVE TO CALL ME SISTER MARY SOMESHIT CAUSE I'M JOINING A CONVENT #THATISALL