GUILTY PLEASURES

1) THE FUCKIN SONG (A.K.A "NO HANDS") - I CAN'T DENY I LOVE THIS SONG EVEN THOUGH ALL I CARE ABOUT IS WALE'S PART...AND ROSCOE DASH'S AD-LIBS...

2) "LET'S STAY TOGETHER" - YES THAT TERRIBLE NEW BET SHOW...I TIVO IT TOO...

3) ODD FUTURE - THEY'RE LIKE AN AUDIBLE TRAIN WRECK...NO RATIONAL HUMAN SHOULD BE LISTENING, BUT YOU HAVE TO HEAR WHAT THEY'RE GONNA SAY NEXT...

4) NSYNC - I DON'T GIVE SHIT IF I'M 35 AND THEY'RE OLD MEN...I WILL BE FRONT AND GAWDDAMN CENTER @ THEIR REUNION TOUR...AND I STILL LISTEN TO THEM FAITHFULLY, MY FRIENDS TRY TO DUCK AND HIDE WHEN WE'RE IN THE CAR AND A SONG COMES ON...I AIN'T CHANGING IT

5) WATCHING EVERYBODY AND THEY MAMA USE ONE OF MY HAIR CONDITIONERS AS LOTION...I NEVER TELL THEM THE DIFFERENCE..NOT MY FAULT THEY CAN'T READ FRENCH...

6) GIVING DUDES THE WRONG NUMBER...I SWEAR I DO IT TO SPARE FEELINGS...#WHYIMSINGLE

7) GEORGE MICHAEL - SAY I WON'T PUT ON "CARELESS WHISPER" AND SING MY HEART OUT...

8) SOCKS - I LOVE SOCKS I GIVE A PAIR OR 2 OF SOCKS WITH EVERY GIFT I GIVE (ASK ANY OF MY BESTIES IF YOU DON'T BELIEVE ME) I PERSONALLY HAVE A STUPID ABNORMALLY VAST COLLECTION (NONE OF THEM ARE WHITE, AND I DON'T LIKE TO MATCH EM)...HONESTLY IF I HAD THE MONEY I'D ONLY WEAR EM ONCE AND THROW THEM AWAY...NO I DON'T KNOW WHY, BUT I WOULD...

9) COFFEE - HOT/COLD/ROOM TEMP...COFFEE SMOOTHIES/COFFEE ICE CREAM/COFFEE CANDY...STARBUCKS/MCDONALD'S/7-11/WAWA/MY KITCHEN...ION CARE..DOUBLE CUP ME, SHOW ME WHERE THE CREAMERS/ADD-INS ARE, AND KEEP THE CINNAMON AWAY FROM THE CHOCOLATE (THEY LOOK ALIKE WHEN YOU'RE DISTRACTED, BUT CINNAMON IN MY COFFEE WAS INSTANT POUCH DEATH)

10) HIP-HOP HARRY - I WATCH IT WITH MY NIECE! OR AT LEAST THAT'LL BE MY EXCUSE AFTER I PURCHASE THE DVD'S...