FIRST OF ALL IDK WHY I'M SO PISSED ABOUT THIS (I WON'T EVER BE PARTAKING IN THIS "DEATH IN A BOX" SHIT), BUT THIS MONSTROSITY OF A MEAL THEY'RE MARKETING; THE "DOUBLE DOWN SANDWICH" (WHICH FEATURES TWO PIECES OF BACON AND TWO SLISEC OF CHESE SMOTHERED WITH COLONEL'S SAUCE WITH 2 FRIED CHICKEN PATTIES AS BUNS) IS ABSOLUTELY RIDICULOUS...
NOW WHEN I FISRT SAW IT ON THIS IS WHY YOU'RE FAT I JUST KNEW IT WAS FAKE (YOU WON'T BELIEVE THE SHIT PEOPLE ACTUALLY MAKE, AND EAT) BUT THE WRITE UP I SAW OVER AT FOOD GEEKERY HAS ME ALMOST CONVINCED (I'M HOLDING OUT FOR HOPE THAT IT'S A HUGE HOAX) THAT THE PEOPLE OVER AT KFC ARE REALLY SERIOUS ABOUT THIS SHIT...
YOU CAN CATCH THE COMMERCIAL FOR THE SANDWICH AND AN ACTUAL RECEIPT FROM A PURCHASE OF THE MEAL OVER @ FG...SMH...THE FIRST THING I THOUGHT ABOUT WAS THE BOONDOCK'S "ITIS" EPISODE...BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT'S COMIN NEXT...A CONGLOMERATE OF KRISPY KREMEAND BURGER KING TO CREATE "THE LUTHER BURGER" The Boondocks- The Itis
My name is Kyra (K+EYERAH) NOT (K+IRAH)...I'd like to think of myself as quick and witty, but sometimes my quick is hella slow and my witty comes off as sarcasm, so fuck it all... my extensive vernacular is both filled with Polysyllabic locution, and aggaintastic niggashyt...yes i can find more adequate words to replace profanity, and i can type without the millions of elipses...but i'd rather not...
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