SWOON?

I CAN'T QUITE FIGURE OUT IF I LIKE TREY'S COVER FOR THE NEW VIBE ISSUE OR NOT...FROM THE NECK DOWN IT'S HAWT (MINUS THE BABY OIL SMH) BUT WHY DOES HIS FACE LOOK LIKE THAT? (HE HAS SUCH A GORGEOUS SMILE WHY DOES HE LOOK AS IF HE'S ABOUT 2 HEAD-BUT A MOFO?) HERE'S MR JENKIN'S COVER...

HOW YOU BOTH GOT 5:15 SHADOW NIGGA?!

DYINGGGGGG...OMG THESE NIGGAS ARE WILD'N....I NEVER NOTICED DRIZZY AND R. LES DO LOOK A LOT ALIKE...THANKS D FOR PUTTIN ME ON 2 DeliciousBathWater's Youtube Channel

I TOO WAKE UP IN THE MORNING FEELIN LIKE DIDDY...

Deconstructing Ke$ha from jeff on Vimeo.


LMAO...STUMBLED ON ITS THE REAL TODAY AND FELL IN LOVE LOL...WHERE'S THEIR COMEDY CENTRAL SHOW?

*MY BLADDER WAKES ME UP 3X'S A NIGHT LIKE TAKE THAT...TAKE THAT...D.E.A.D!*

GET FAMILIAR: TIFFANY VILLARREAL

TIFFANY IS A MEXICAN AND PUERTO RICAN SINGER FROM SAN ANTONIO TEXAS, SHE HAS PERFORMED BACKING VOCALS IN BABY BASH'S "SHORTY DOO WOOP," AND RAEKWON'S "THE HOOD" SHE RELEASED HER SELF TITLED DEBUT IN 2004 

US

ALMOST NAKED

GO TO WORK

PRO NAILS!

LMAO OKAYSEMI-PRO I JUST DO MY NAILS FOR THE HELL OF IT...I STILL THINK THIS IS SOME OF THE BEST BORED/SLAPPING SOME SHIT TOGETHER WORK I'VE DONE IN A WHILE...SMH WAIT UNTIL I FINISH MY 6-18 WEEKS OF NAIL SCHOOL...CAN'T TELL ME NOTHIN !

TGIF: CLIPSE - ALL EYES ON ME FT KERI HILSON AND PHARRELL

*SORRY THERE'S NO OFFICIAL VID FOR THE TRACK YET, BUT THIS IS ONE OF MY FAV'S OFF TILL THE CASKET DROPS*

I'M FEELING REALLY GOOD TODAY...OFFICIALLY -32 LBS, NONE OF MY JEANS OR RINGS FIT, NO CLASS UNTILL TUESDAY, AND ITS FRIDAYYYY...


*IM GETTING DRESSED LIKE I BELONG ON TV...SETTLE FOR LESS HELL NAW THAT WOULDN'T BE ME*

GET FAMILIAR: TRAVIS GARLAND

TRAVIS GARLAND IS A FORMER MEMBER OF THE SHORT-LIVED BOYBAND NLT, THE GROUPS RELEASED THE SINGLES "THAT GIRL", "SHE SAID I SAID", AND "KARMA" BEFORE BREAKING UP AND PERUSING SOLO CAREERS. TG IS PLANNING TO RELEASE A SOLO ALBUM, AND I CAN'T WAIT FOR IT...

YOUR SONG

LOVE OR DIE

STRANGER

DEAD AND GONE

SOAPBOXIN' - PUT ME ON AUDITORY CANAL SUICIDE WATCH...

I CAN'T TAKE IT!, I'M ABOUT TO VAN GOGH MY EARS RIGHT OFF THE SIDE OF MY HEAD....I UNDERSTAND TIMES HAVE CHANGED AND THE MUSIC REFLECTS THE GROWTH, BUT DO WE REALLY NEED THE GUCCI'S, THE OJ DA JUCIEMAN'S (NO I DON'T CARE IF I SPELLED THAT SHIT CORRECTLY OR NOT) OR THE MINAJ'S AND THE GAGA'S (YES I SAID IT)...FIRST OF ALL MY FAVORITE GENRE OF MUSIC (IF I HAD TO PICK ONE) IS R&B SO I'M PROBABLY NOT THE BEST JUDGE OF RAP, AND I MUST SAY WHEN I'M IN THE CLUB DOWN-SOUTH/SNAP MUSIC PRETTY MUCH GIVES THE PARTY LIFE (I'M SURE ITS WHERE I'M FROM) BUT HOW CAN PEOPLE REALLY LISTEN TO THE SHIT ON THE REGULAR? DON'T GET ME WRONG SOME OF MY FAV ARTISTS ARE FROM THE SOUTH (OUTKAST, LUDA, B.O.B, CLIPSE, TIP, LIL BROTHER, JEEZY, WAYNE...) BUT THESE BROTHAS ACTUALLY HAVE PROFOUND THOUGHTS AND INSANE PUNS/METAPHORES, MAYBE ITS JUST ME LISTENING TOO HARD TO THE WORDS, AND NOT JUST GROOVIN TO THE BEAT, EXCUSE ME...MOVING ON!!! MY BEEF WITH NICKI MINAJ'S AND LADY GAGA'S IS THAT THEIR LARGER THAN LIFE PERSONAS COVER UP MEDIOCRE TALENT... YES ONIKA HAS AN OKAY FLOW AND I'VE EVEN DUG A FEW OF HER RECORDS, ( I JUST CAN'T GET WITH HOW ONE MINUTE SHE'S RAPPIN LIKE A SPED KID, THEN AN AIR-HEAD THE NEXT ) BUT COULD SHE TAKE MS. JADE, LADY LUCK, OR EVEN EVE ( MID/LATE 90'S PITT-BULL IN A SKIRT EVE) IN A BATTLE? YOU DECIDE...LAST BUT CERTAINLY NOT LEAST, I WILL NEVER EVER EVERRRRRRRRRRRR BE A LADY GAGA STAN...SIMPLY PUT, SHE FREAKS ME THE FUCK OUT....I WAS ALMOST OKAY WITH HER UNTIL THE VMA'S (THERE WAS JUST TOO MANY RANDOM ACTS OF FUCKERY SHE DISHED OUT THAT NIGHT TO SINGLE OUT SPECIFIC INSTANCES) AND CAN YOU REALLY HONESTLY TELL ME U KNOW ALL THE WORDS TO ANY ONE OF HER SONGS (SHE DOES THAT WEIRD MURMURED CHANTING SHIT TOO MUCH FOR ME)...MY VERDICT,  I'M HAPPY TO HAVE BEEN BORN EARLY ENOUGH TO CATCH HIP-HOP/R&B/POP IN ITS PRIME...NOT TOO MUCH IN ROTATION TODAY IS EVEN COMING CLOSE TO THE 90'S ♥...WHY CAN'T WE HAVE THAT BACK???

PRETTY PLUS TAX!

LMAO I CAN'T HELP IT..I LOVE THIS DUDE...

TRAILER PARK...KNIGHT AND DAY

FIRST OFF...WELCOME TO 2010...I HOPE YOUR HOLIDAYS WERE AS GOOD AS MINE....





NOW...I'M NOT USUALLY A FAN OF EITHER TOM CRUISE OR CAMERON DIAZ, BUT THIS MOVIE LOOKS FUNNY AS HELL...

THROWBACK THURSDAY: CRAIG MACK + EVERYBODY AND THEY MAMA...FLAVA IN YA EAR RMX

SMH...HOW DID WE GET FROM THIS TO 5 STAR BITCH? THEY JUST 
DON'T MAKE MUSIC LIKE THEY USED TO...

LMAO! TIGER WOODS KILLS GUCCI MAYNE...NOT REALLY

BUT A GIRL CAN ONLY DREAM...(I DONT WANT TO KILL THE MAN...JUST HIS CAREER... I KNOW MR "MAYNE" HAS A FEW HUNDRED FANS,  BUT WOULD MUSIC REALLY MISS HIS ASS?)





 MAN EVERYBODY ELSE IS GETTING SHOWS (I MEAN REALLY, WHO HAD THE BRILLIANT IDEA TO GIVE BRIAN MCKNIGHT HIS OWN TALK SHOW...FOR WHAT?!) AFFION CROCKETT WOULD BE HILARIOUS IN HIS OWN SHORT-CIRCUITS (Y WASNT THAT PICKED UP FOR ANOTHER SEASON) TYPE OF SKETCH COMEDY SITUATION...  

RANDOM WEDNESDAY: I KNOW I'M L8...

KID CUDI (BKA MY FUTURE HUSBAND♥) DROPPED A VIDEO FOR "PURSUIT OF HAPPINESS" (one of my fav's off the album bee-tea-dub) I LOVE THE PARTY IN SLOW-MO/CUDI IN REAL TIME EFFECT, AND THE CAMEO FROM DRAKE (i'm pretty sure i saw consequence too for about 2 seconds) BUT AGAIN...WHERE WAS I WHEN THIS WAS BEING SHOT...SMH AGGINS BE ACTIN LIKE I'M NOT THE LIFE OF THE PARTY LMAO
 
...I WON'T EVEN START ON THE CHAMPAGNE SHOWER DRIZZY AND CUDIBOO ♥ GAVE THE CAST OF GOSSIP GIRL THE RANDOM "BECKY'S" (is that the cast of GG? i honestly wouldn't know what any of them looked like) ACTUALLY IT'S ABOUT TIME THE SISTAS ARE NOT THE ONES GETTIN BOOZE BATHS...OKAY I'M DONE...FORREAL...

I CAN MAKE YO BEDROCK...

I PERSONALLY PREFERRED THE VERSION WITH OMARION ON IT (ITS CALLED "GIRL YOU KNOW" BEE-TEA-DUB) THAT'S NOT SAYING I DON'T LIKE LLOYD ON IT, O'S HOOK WAS JUST BETTER...ANYWHO, A GIGANTIC ASS HOUSE PARTY WAS WHAT I PRETTY MUCH EXPECTED THE VIDEO TO LOOK LIKE WHEN I FIRST HEARD THE TRACK...THEY LOOK LIKE THEY HAD A LOT OF FUN, MY ONLY COMPLAINT WAS THAT I WASN'T INVITED... (SMH...WHAT PART OF THE GAME IS THAT?)

GROWN UP CHRISTMAS LIST...

MONICA - GROWN UP CHRISTMAS LIST

SMH REALISTICALLY I KNOW I'M PROLLY ONLY GONNA GET MAYBE ONE NONE OF THESE BUT, I NEVER GOT ANYTHING OFF MY LISTS ANYWAY...

1) BEATS BY DRE HEADPHONES - SOLO

2) COACH BAG - POPPY COLLECTION; XL EVIE...BLACK

3) COACH NORRA HIGH-TOP SNEAKERS

4) A DATE WITH MY BOO ♥ ...NO PIC NEEDED...YALL ALREADY KNOW WHO I'M TALKING ABOUT

TGIF: KE$HA - TIK TOK

JUST IN-CASE U WERE WONDERING...TGIF IS THE NAME OF ONE OF MY MANY ITUNES PLAYLISTS THAT I INDEED THROW ON ON FRIDAY...LMAO IT'S FILLED WITH ALL THE SONGS THAT GET ME READY FOR THE WEEKEND...




THIS TRACK GETS PLAYED FIRST EVERY WEEK (WHO DOESN'T WANT TO WAKE UP IN THE MORNING FEELIN LIKE DIDDY?)

KUNG-FU BREAK DANCERS???

W...T...F CHRIS STOKES... HERE'S A TRAILER FOR THE MOVIE "BOOGIE TOWN" I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW I STUMBLED UPON THIS FUCKERY, I JUST STARTED OUT WITH AN INNOCENT "QUEST CREW" SEARCH (I THINK THEY MAY BE ONE OF THE DANCE CREWS IN THE MOVIE...)



SO I GUESS THIS IS SET IN THE FUTURE AND BREAKDANCING IS ILLEGAL...MH AND BRENDA SONG (ISN'T SHE LIKE 15? AND ISNT HE 35) ARE IN SOME KIND OF ROMEO AND JUILET/WEST SIDE STORY STAR-CROSSED SITUATION, AND I'M NOT SURE HOW DANCING PLAYS A ROLE IN THIS "science fiction romance film" BUT I'M GONNA BET MY MONOPOLY STAX THAT THIS JAWN GOES STRAIGHT TO DVD...

THROWBACK THURSDAY: K.P & ENVYI: SHORTY SWING MY WAY

YOU ARE NOT A TRUE 90'S KID IF YOU CANNOT SING THE WORDS (OR AT LEAST THE HOOK) TO THIS SONG...AND YOU CANT TELL ME YOU DON'T DO A LITTLE  DANCE EVERY TIME YOU HEAR IT...TOO BAD K.P AND ENVYI WERE ONE AND DONE...EVEN TODAY THIS SONG IS HEATROX...

WELL HELLLLLLLLOOOOOO MR GRAHAM...

SCOTT SWEETIE, YOU KNOW I'D NEVER STEP OUT ON YOU...BUT HOW ABOUT IF I JUST LOOK AND DON'T TOUCH...THAT BEING SAID, I HAD TO POST THE NEW VIBE COVER WITH OUR DUDE DRIZZY, HE LOOKS ABSOLUTELY BOMBTASTIC LO SIENTO...


*PHOTO COURTESY OF OVO*

Random Ass Wednesday

SO...I LIVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVEE FOR GLEE...AND WEDNESDAY IS NOW MY FAVORITE DAY OF THE WEEK...YOU CAN CALL ME ALL THE WACK ASS NAMES YOU CAN THINK OF...JUST DONT CALL ME ON WEDNESDAY @ NINE BECAUSE YOU WILL GET IGNORED!